I’m not really into any of those mooshy faced beefcake boys. I like Chris Pratt as a dude but would not do. I guess the closest I get is a Hemsworth? Like, any Hemsworth.

Yes! He strikes me as someone who is always trying to be funny but doesn’t know when to STFU. He seems, ah, perfectly suited to Blake Lively.

How is Ryan Reynolds “really weird taste in men”?

His woeful miserable bummed-out face nestled in there between his own offspring— isn’t is so SAD that he has to watch his own kids?? BOO HOO MOTHERFUCKING HOO, BRO.

faux palm plants - not even real faux palm plants, they painted them on the fucking wall. THEY PRINTED OUT MEMES AND FRAMED THEM.

not even real faux palm plants, they painted them on the fucking wall.

Would no posts at all be better? Asking seriously.

;)

Nah, I dunno. The day is young, and we can all use a happy comforting post every once in a while.

So it would be totally normal for me to take a trip to NYC just for this, right?

Bobby, are you sure you didn’t just die and go to heaven for a few minutes?

But Naomi normally gets along with everyone.

Usually I’ll defend a defense attorney by saying that everyone has the right to a defense, and while true, this attorney is an utter piece of shit and sounds like a hateful, misogynist himself.

You are Sasha Farts.

None of this has seemed real for quite sometime but now the jig is up. I am clearly in the middle of a nasty, bad acid trip and would like to know who dosed me, please.

He seem to have pulled out the big gun - Obama, wire tapping, illegal, etc. - just as another one of his appointees gets busted for lying about dealing with the Russians.

John Mellencamp sounds exactly like every person I’ve ever dated. And also like my dad. 🤔

first victoria’s secret, then h & m?

So all in all, based on their “surprising” actions, what you’re describing is that they “are taking respectful, loving space at this time.”

Yeah, suddenly this confident jock became an awkward ‘socially uncomfortable’ bespectacled young man who’s ‘stuck between childhood and manhood such to the point that they simply *couldn’t* put him in a properly sized suit (translation: they’re trying to make him appear smaller thus less threatening/less likely to…