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Same, but I’m concerned he might enjoy it.

Anybody else remember that one dude who got calf implants? I still randomly think about him a few times a year...

The real story here is that girls impending tension alopecia...

I haven’t paid much attention to the videos, but I don’t listen to her exactly because of the enunciation thing. Her voice is fine, her songs are the peppy kind of pop stuff I like to work out to, but the fact that I can’t understand a word she’s saying is just too much.

“Fuzzy” and “unintelligible” is also how she sounds when she does sing.

Off topic but is there a scary stories thread up yet? I can’t find it.

I think he likes her because he can manipulate her and get her to agree with basically everything he says and does. She might fight it at first but then usually agrees with him or shows full support. She likes him because he validated her fame at a time she desperately needed it. She had just ended marriage number 2

He does like to shop, Cher. And the boy CAN dress...

I thought I saw some some gossip that Kanye, going by Ye now, will be putting together is next album...wait for it...wait.... “Yahandi” (ya gettit?)in Africa off meds. I’m saying between the Trump shit and him competing with her babies and then off meds...DIVORCE. 1 year.

He’s been accused(by me) of not really deserving the Oscar for The Revenant, but actually deserved it for What’s eating Gilbert Grape all those years ago. And also not marrying Kate Winslet when when he had the chance, cause their love for each other is undeniable.

They’re saying that they didn’t do it to be an asshole but why post it here? On a Dirt Bag, of all things? Surely there’s some other news outlet that’s speaking about it.

This one?

Yes! I was re-reading the old ones yesterday! My body is ready.

I’m working from home today and just heard a tapping sound at the SIDE of the house. The only reason I didn’t freak out was bc my very vigilant dog was not alarmed, so I assume it can’t be a malevolent spirit.

Omg I was thinking of the murder date story with the gay guy who went on a date with a guy who had chains in his basement and then escaped and hid while waiting for an Uber. OF COURSE there are multiple murder date stories.

YOOOOOOOOOOOO that murder date guy was another chilling one. FUCK ALL OF THAT TO HELL

I agree completely. It’s not Halloween until I read these.

The ghost truck was pretty great, too. And the guy who found himself on a date with someone who was giving “I’m gonna murder you” vibes. And the “little girl” in the bathroom.

woooo hooo this put a big grin on my face on a shitty day