He keeps talking about how he wants a second chance, ignoring the fact he’s had a million second chances to not sexually assault women, but here we are.

She posed on Mitch McConnell?

What is Mel, I’m a fucking Catholic, Gibson hanging out in a stem cell clinic. I thought they were all dead set against this!

A lot of the coverage is pointing out that is age is what stands out as being the oddest thing. But the profile for mass shooter is white. When a guy gets past middle age, the testosterone slump usually reduces this sort of risk. I wonder if the recent trend for testosterone replacement will change that profile.

But not in his sub!

I was just coming here to comment- this is the strangest generator of pseudo-legal distractions I’ve seen in a while. “I don’t know! Not relevant! Who? Who says? What??” Like, which is it? Do you know what relevant means?

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

And then he dabbed.

We need to call this what it is: intentionally sabatoging the health insurance of potentially millions of Americans because the GOP is still committed to hating Obama at any cost. He is not “letting” anything fail. The GOP already orchestrated the lack of choice/high premiums debacle by passing an amendment to the ACA…

Is no one going to discuss that photoshopped taut belly?

A proposal...in a...mall? In New Jersey? Ugh, I’d be so much better at being “rich.”

Everyone’s favorite gap-toothed model Lindsey Wixson

Somebody who has a criminal record and whose only obvious redeeming quality is his looks?

While the wild flailing is gone he still manages a minitrump shake — making Putin extend his arm as far as possible while he bends at the elbow to keep the entire thing as close to his groin as possible. Micro Sigma Six.

BWAAAHAHA omg he totally went for the palm-up Submissive approach! Yeah, Donnie, you know who your daddy is... turn that palm up for Daddy, that’s right, there’s a good boy.

I’m surprised 45 didn’t roll onto his back and let Putin rub his tummy!

I’ve eaten there once. The person working there gave me some bizarre anti-science/anarchist/Anonymous propaganda. Big turnoff.

Ohhhhh, someone brought the tea! Also, that shit is nasty!

The dirty-footed yodeling child took me over the edge...