They 100% got some high paid trial consultant to give him the most innocent-looking appearance they could manage. I say just made him look a little like Sylar from Heros. You know, the serial killer.

And here he is before his geeky makeunder:

HOW AMAZING WOULD IT BE IF THEY ROASTED HILLARY AND GENERALLY ACTED AS THOUGH SHE WERE THE SITTING PRESIDENT, a la HILLARYBEATTRUMP.ORG

Hell, go all out and have Alex Baldwin as Trump and Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer.

He’d always do an interview to his side, not back. With sort of haunted house lighting similar to Holister and his fan was always in frame... So it wasn’t exactly Inspector Gadget Claw scenario it was an older gent pulling a Mariah thing.

so this is 9 year old you?

And he was...FAT! Remember?!

When I was in elementary school I was a loyal viewer of the show Fashion Television. And I remember I had this visceral hatred of Lagerfeld, who I thought was a pretentious twat. Which, with hindsight, is sort of an hilarious thing for a 9 year old to even have an opinion about.

Does my memory serve me that his…

Yes. this confused me. I thought he would avail himself of his second amendment blankie for protection when he felt threatened. Isn’t that what he suggested would fix the fear? Grab your blankie and go forth, Louie!

I’m confused. I thought the reason Louie Gohmert has a major man crush on the NRA and an unhealthy love of guns is precisely for situations where he doesn’t feel safe. Because as we all know, white, male, Republican politicians in Texas are a historically persecuted and disenfranchised group.

Speaking to the Post, El-Messidi said “This is really a human issue. But out of this horrible election cycle, something beautiful has come out of it and [Muslims and Jews have] bonded together to support each other and stand up to this hate. Politics can get in the way of our basic humanity; I hope this breaks through…

I’m turning 33 tomorrow and I really only now feel like I’m settling into an actual career and that I have a sense of a trajectory that I could actually accomplish. Before that, it was just getting some education and trying to figure out where I fit.

Typical of redditor repukes and manosphere fucknooses.

I’m not saying it happened. But until he releases his tax returns, can we really rule it out?

Umm, I very much care if two 13 year olds are having sex with each other, and I imagine if you were a parent to a 13 year old, you would too. If 13 is too young to consent with an adult partner, how is it not too young to consult with another child? Another child uneducated on safe sex, pregnancy, sexually transmitted…

Ick now I worry I am on some sort of watch list for having just googled “ephebophilia.”

So when are the Right going to call the CPAC “special snowflakes” who are trying to censor his free speech?

They have a responsibility for the safety and comfort of their passengers and their flight attendants might have provided information that nobody ever complained to them. You don’t really know the facts, either, so why jump to Delta’s defense right away?

One time I was on 6AM flight and the dude sitting next to me ate a can of tuna fish and three hard boiled eggs for breakfast. That definitely deserved having the cops called.

Dear homophobes, racists, sexist, and xenophobes: it is not the job of everyone else in the world who is not like you to erase their identities just so you can remain “comfortable.” Get over yourselves.