• Oh good, now Kanye has time to add an entire New York city apartment-worth of space to his Hollywood mansion. [TMZ]

Smug liberal elitist professor can’t teach anything. Doesn’t even make a good pin cushion. Sad!

I keep laughing mirthlessly to myself, remembering the days when I was concerned about George W. Bush’s push to the right and extreme Neo-Conservatism.

I confess I didn’t. I was too horrified about the defacing of the table in the library. I suck at “awareness,” I guess.

It brings me great comfort that Alec Baldwin keeps doing this impersonation with the sole purpose of getting under Trump’s skin.

Lexapro is a nightmare to detoxfrom. Throw in some Trazadone and it’s rubber room time. Glad you made it off OK.

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Aw da choo choo twain is derailing because his comment didn’t get the reaction he wanted. Now he’s going to have to go cry some more about how women don’t like him. Poor wittle twain.

They should call you Saxophone Jones cuz you blew it.

Equality would be worrying about how it would feel to eject an eight pound baby human through my penis 9 months after unprotected sex.

In all fairness, KAC was jelly that teenager still had her original skin.

Am I an insensitive asshole for thinking this?

I just dont get public outcry sometimes? Like I feel that it would have been better to call her an ignorant ass because its not like shes actually sorry - shes just going through the motions.

If a braid crown were horns.

I’m choosing to believe my days blogging about Trump are numbered (I need to for my sanity), so I’m going for broke.

Hank Hill, as always, explains all.

It’s like watching a Nazi smoke a cigarette.