reality show vet Tiffany Pollard

I once watched an entire moving wondering what was so off about Jeffrey Dean Morgan, only to find it was this dude. I may have been pretty high at the time too. Maybe.

May I suggest dismissing the troll who’s taken over this thread?

Make a pentagram on your bathroom ceiling from a poultice of your own hair, a gallon of ram’s blood, and the livers of fifteen alcoholic chickens. Cover yourself in a thick layer of golden glitter while chanting that song from The Little Mermaid about Ariel wanting legs in Aramaic and boom, no more spirits.

He was actually fairly animated. I thought he got into Donald’s stash. Allegedly.

To be fair she was rather noisy and he was trying to catch some shut-eye between questions.

i’ve gone through 3 rough drafts of my answer and still can’t come up with one.

I only know who he is from watching Joel McHale make fun of him.

Sorry I’m not sure, I got it from the Googles. I typed in “racist, misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic, garbage made flesh devil” and after scrolling through 10 pages of DJT’s face, this little guy came up.

I had to save it in my phone and now i hate you.

The internet never forgets. 

I hope Al leaked the tape. If so, he wins everything.

I can’t stop picturing Hillary Clinton kissing her fingers and pressing them to her wallet sized photo of Beyoncé for good luck before each speech. “We got this, Bey...who run the world?”

He doesn’t even have the usual redeeming features of otherwise unsympathetic billionaires, which is interesting, because some of them can be cultivated intentionally. He’s not strongly associated with an admired charity. He’s not a patron of the arts. He hasn’t contributed to science or technology. His products are…

How about not using the television as a babysitter, babe.

Jesus christ, she goes from zero to Benghazi in 14 seconds.

Jesus: Peter, Paul? Oh my Me, did you see what Mary Magdalene is wearing? Thomas, when we go over there, kinda casually work in that she should give her savior a hug.

“Scottie, here’s a direct account of Trump harassing someone I know”