IRL Beavis with a Habsburg jawline! Out-fucking-standing. Brutal, but accurate.

selficide squad

Oh YEAH? I heard that Hillary FORCED Chelsea to suck on her breasts for YEARS.

She’s like our own unicorn /yeti /pegasus /phoenix /chupacabra.

She’s like a premature ejaculation Beetelgeuse — you really only need to say Marc Jacobs ONCE..

Yesssssss!! The conspiracy lives on!!

Big effing Deal. Ben carson does it, too and he’ s in a Coma!

Or...or....just throwing this out there....You restrict yourself to consensual sex.

I am sooooo going to work “as a follower of Christ” into casual conversation now.