Because she’s an indignation-based life form?

Here are all the countries that begin and end with the letter “A”: Australia, Austria, Albania, Algeria, Andorra, Angola, Antigua and Barbuda, Argentina, and Armenia

Funny, he’s also known as the only guy who can prevent another Giants Super Bowl victory.

And the only thing that can prevent another Patriots Super Bowl victory? This man:

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

I only clicked on this article because I thought there would be babies eaten. 

STOP 👏 MAKING 👏 MODEST 👏 PROPOSALS 👏 THAT DON’T 👏 INVOLVE 👏 EATING 👏 IRISH 👏 BABIES

The real fingers were inside us all along. 

Bleaux me.

I grew up in Colorado. When FOTF showed up they put a community that once respected or at least ignored each others differences into the center of the culture wars and it got tremendously ugly.  Neighbors learned to hate neighbors, friendships died, bullshit and cruelty became the norm.

+1 failure to convert

+1 man and 1 woman

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

Not sure “bible thumping” means what you think it does.

Also, I have applied for a trademark for “Fivehead”.

I don’t see how he wins this, Taco Tuesday is already owned as a trademark by the Wyoming chain Taco John’s. Trying to step on their existing commercialization of the trademark is likely impossible, even though they don’t have a podcast. One of our many degenerate attorneys can feel free to tell me I’m an idiot,…

Antetokounmpo*

Ronaldo looks like me at Thanksgiving when my Uncle is doing a racist

But when the injuries pile on top of one another, and the residue from each one sticks to your bones, and your muscles refuse to forget what you’ve put them through, then your “love of the game” finally gets a cup-check, and that’s right about at the age of 27 or 28.

That’s gotta Sting.