I was thinking the Princess Bride sentence myself

I know. His apartment is the American Versailles. Everything is so incredibly over-the-top.

We need to update the 3 a.m. ad.

I just hope your kitty’s self-esteem is okay after this unpleasant incident! ;-)

Anti vaxx people drive me NUTS. I have nothing else to add so... look! Kitty!

Go for it whether the rumors are true or not. #‘bout to be a slut

i’ll copypaste them all here in a bit if you want

i keep them all on a desktop sticky (with a few other brilliant phrases thrown in)

The funny (sad) thing is he actually did say negative things about Heidi Klum too!

In January 2007, Le Trumpstiltskin bought control of a chain of brothels, known as the Cordon Jaune, operating in Normandy and Brittany. He was foolish enough to employ for this purpose some fifty million francs of the moneys entrusted to him by Leningrad Section III for the financing of SODA, the trade union…

I absolutely will not. How dare you.

Some people need to stop expressing their opinions, Mr. Irons.

I feel like I will die of old age before a sufficient amount of white males speak out against misogyny.

As a woman, can the government PLEASE stop “protecting” me from things like people using the bathroom and access to reproductive healthcare? I’m good, thanks.

this is going to make the jobs of the security guards who prevent men from entering the women’s bathroom in the first place that much more difficult

Where have you been? God has Hated Us All for LONG TIME:

I continue to ponder a quote someone posted over the weekend:

“You can declare you’re a man or you’re a woman, whatever you want to,” LaTour told the paper. “I’m not going to ask a man to dance with me.”