Thanks. I didn’t detect any patronizing there. I did not know that ‘reverse racism’ had become emotionally loaded — I thought it was a fine description for a social phenomenon.

As I understand it — and as a white male, I struggle sometimes — reverse racism is not racism because it is correcting a long history of racism. It is bias, but bias by itself is not racism. Sometimes bias is good, because it fixes wrongs from the past. Bias that reinforces past wrongs is bad.

I was at Silicon Valley Comic Con this weekend and saw Jeremy Renner’s panel. I was surprised how nice he seemed after he was kind of an ass in that interview. At least in that hour, he was a total sweetheart to the fans. He came down from the stage to hug some girl whose birthday it was (she didn’t ask, she was just…

“go big or go the fuck home”

It’s reassuring to read that there are some people who can be level-headed about the issue. I hope that your numbers increase, and the power of the NRA/gun lobby are diminished.

Gawker is terrible lately. Or maybe not just lately...

Yes, exactly. And a banana is a living thing as well, but that doesn’t give it human rights.

Aw, tiny potato!

When you work customer service, you don’t get to choose the customer. It’s like police work or being a doctor - you have to help whoever comes.

Maybe the cat had gotten hold of the owner’s Amazon Prime account number and was saving up for the really rad laser pointer.

My sister’s cat used to hoard any shiny thing. Once, I took my fancy rings off (diamond and rubies), and she stole it and would hide it in the box spring of my sister’s bed.

This is what I would do, too. I’d probably pick a base-paint color to spray across it, then come up with a nifty pattern that could be drawn on with paint pens or just glue a bunch of jewels to it — all over, completely covered in jewels.

It’s funny you mention Sisterwives, because when that show came out (about the one husband and 4 wives), I was obsessed with it and I couldn’t figure out why (I’m not a big TV watcher).

“... it’s finally turned into a Golgothan of shit and racism and misogyny come to life and it’s running for president.”

Wow, well if that is true, then that's really fascinating. It's like we are seeing Fox implode as the country moves on ahead of them. But I don't know. Surely there are still loads of people who are only interested in angry hate speech or else Trump would have such popular rallies.

Up is down! Left is right! What am I? Where am I?

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

Trump isn’t a successful businessman. He’s a salesman in a Kardashian media world- he has sold an image of himself as successful, which made his name famous, which allowed him to get paid to slap his name on things, which then, perversely and against all reason, actually made money. He’s a brand. Nothing more.

Is there ever an ideal time to be the zodiac killer? I’m not sure, LET’S ASK TED CRUZ.