Naw. Rip out his tongue, cut off his hands. Take him to King’s Landing. Chain him to a stake in the middle of town, and give him a lot of room to walk on the chain. Feed him well.

I actually wouldn’t, because I wear “inappropriate for my age” crap all the time and love it, and I love it when anyone has a personality in their fashion. I was more projecting myself, I think, because I do think some of their stuff is very twee - I don’t really want to wear thigh-highs with the silhouette of a cat’s…

You just can’t catch a break, can you? But good on BigFoot for actually talking to the counsellor; here’s hoping that sticks and she can get the help she needs from them.

The first swallow of anything other than cocktails with a billion ingredients only two of which are booze makes me cough, unless it’s white alcohol, in which case I sneeze. After that, it goes down a lot easier. If you really want to drink Scotch, take your time with it. Let it breathe a bit, do what HistoryRhymes…

This is only maybe a solution to your problem, but I also have toenails that could cut glass (also I have size 13 womens feet, socks are too short) and I’ve found that if I have to wear hose for some reason (or fishnets) I can wear a pair of ankle socks or those nylon foot-socks for low shoes underneath and it…

NGL, I fat-shame my cat all the time, but it’s because it’s funny to tell him he’s a lumpen prole all the time, and his drag name is Lardy GaGa.

One of my cats is absolutely allergic to every-damn-thing (fleas AND flea treatments! Fun!) and I still got him vaccinated even though he almost died from an allergic reaction that we weren’t expecting from the vaccine. Let’s just say thank god I decided to call the vet when I was at work because he’d been lethargic…

I hate anxiety. I can cope with depression, but anxiety continues to kick my ass, and it doesn’t even make sense. Last week I exchanged several emails with the person (I can’t remember your handle, because there are two Thunder names on SNS!) who offered to do the editing. This week? Can’t open the emails. No idea…

I’m down if you want to!

That’s a hashtag I can get behind.

I am going to have to do that myself. Genius!

Tell you what, I’m a woman who’s spent a lot of years convinced that hitting on people would go nowhere, and if it turns out that Cruz is having affairs, I am going to hit on everything that moves because I am clearly wrong about my personal attractiveness level.

My counterpoint to your number 2 there: Sarah Palin. I genuinely think when she was nominated the GOP really thought the shit about her in Wasilla would have to be hand-carried by sled dog out of Alaska and they would get to the election by the time she blew up in their faces. Meanwhile, my bf and I had completely…

I saw a movie like this once. It was called The Prestige and the wife was a DOUBLE AGENT. *drama button plays*

Okay, very serious answer, because this question has been on my mind for a few days (not about Ted Cruz, just generally) and I have Thoughts I Want To Share.

This is a really valid point. It certainly seems like he had a real consciousness of where he wanted to go in college (not sure about HS) at least. Like, a lot of the reports about him in college really suggest he wasn’t going to do anything that might eventually jeopardize this run. (Either that, or he’s just such a…

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The only reason I call shenanigans on this. I cannot imagine five women who would be willing to be near Ted Cruz while they were naked and vulnerable to whatever hell-proboscis he’s got under his cheap suit. (I don’t think it’s a penis is what I’m getting at here.)

That may honestly be why I misread it - I was looking at the pictures, though, and going “NEITHER OF THOSE ARE HEIDI KLUM WTF.” Mmm, pixels arranged in a pleasing order, what are words.

Okay, I misread that as Heidi KLUM. I was very confused.