Well, don’t take them for granite; there’s a statue of limitations on how long they’re around for.

“Youse guys, I supposebly have to go to the horstable on my birfday.”

But who is Kosh, and why would we do that to them? (Inside, I am on fire with rage about this misspelling.)

You’re fine by me, as long as you don’t say “for all intensive purposes” which is actually my activation phrase for a murderous rampage in the name of grammar.

Ooh, I actually know one! However, she is deeply, deeply mentally ill - for serious, she claimed to be trans but NOT trans, just, she wanted a deeper voice, so she’s totally trans and also, her husband is not even the least little bit attracted to men, so that’s not a problem at all. (I do know that working within…

Is your preferred gender A SPIDER? Or maybe YOU are a spider? :)

That sounds horrible. I agree with Shezza.

Hurray for last-minute cosplays! My bf and I are both broke af but wanted new costumes for ECCC - we usually just do steampunk - so yesterday I floated the idea of Spider Jerusalem for him, since he’s short, and Channon Yarrow for me, since I am tall and if I stretch do look like two basketballs nailed to a flagpole.…

I can tell I’m old (also Gen X) because the PuppyMonkeyBaby ad is horrifying! But I see the difference you’re talking about with the other two ads, and this is an awesome line of inquiry for me to follow. I know the company isn’t doing video advertising, but I bet the story thing can translate. I’m assuming that, as…

I’m really angry that you have such poor support options where you are. I remember you saying that you tried an in-patient therapy thing and they discharged her super early. You just get no respite at all, and you need one.

Seconding this, with the caveat I like the social and hobby meetups more than the professional ones for friends - I join a bunch every so often, and I’ve made more friends at my hobby meetups than in my professional meetups. I work in tech, so I’m a little surprised no one in those groups has ever wanted a friend, but…

I AM the depressed partner, woop woop. I would say that he needs to be in therapy and that is not negotiable, because he is not putting any effort into helping himself and has no coping skills for actual situations it sounds like. It’s not fair to you to treat you as his therapist and then hang the relationship on…

So I’m researching advertising to juniors in high school for a company I’m hoping to get a second interview at. I know that’s a little above your age group, and this is specifically a thing tied to graduation, but any tips on things to look at, like companies that you think have compelling advertising for that age…

My bf told me about a conversation he overheard in Alabama between two men talking about how this third guy not in the conversation was wrong to claim a woman he’s training can’t do anything, because the trainer is “a straight up he-man woman-hater” and “super-sexist”, so that made my day better. There are people I…

I’m buying a car from my mother as soon as she gets her new car (hopefully this week). It’s within my budget, which is $1000, and it’s in great shape, unlike all the cars in that price range I’ve seen on Craigslist, many of which are missing little things, like an engine.

You are invited to the head of the line. :) And any list of bangability that does not go, from the bottom up, something like:

You were not at the networking event I was at the other night, let me tell you what. I don’t care how much money you make and how much prestige you have as a web dev, if you are wearing sweatpants, a shirt that isn’t long enough, smell like stale pee, and have super-greasy hair, you are a) not attractive; and b)…

Trump has the personal integrity of an IHOP waffle. Cruz believes he should be elected Dictator-God King-For-Life. So, uh, yeah, Cruz frightens me a tiny bit.

Well, that’s the worst fanfic I’ve ever heard of.

Human parts glued onto an android frame, in his case.