I work as a web developer and I am routinely around guys who smell like pee and have the social skills of socks. Would rather bang them than this assemblage of “human” parts.

Also, the second paragraph has Anohni’s name as Anhoni right now.

I love how your threads always break out in cat pictures. You’re a goddamn national treasure, and I love you for it.

Wait, we can just wear tiaras all casual now? I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY.

My mother left her first husband literally in the dead of night with their three kids and what she could get in the car. He spent YEARS, literal years, smashing things like wedding china or whatever and mailing her the wreckage on holidays. Dude’s been dead for 15 years and my parents STILL don’t give out their real…

I’m sorry I unloaded on you, actually. I just get frustrated with how unheard women get when we talk about this kind of issue. When people with access to money and power like these women can’t even be taken seriously, it’s fucking painful. It’s not something I believe women are only victims of - obviously people of…

That’s the thing that amazes me. My bf keeps telling me whatever terrible thing Cruz does right at every primary and I’m like “Okay, I believe you, but I am not hearing this ANYWHERE ELSE.” You’re literally the first person I’ve seen mention the Carson business other than right when it happened, and according to my bf…

Yeaaaaahhhhh ... I’m of definitely two minds about the historical association with the AG dolls. On the one hand, cool, it teaches kids history and I’m a fan of education. On the other hand ... shouldn’t a doll be, essentially, a blank slate that you can put YOURSELF into in some way? I mean, I’m an old, so the…

If you think the cost of the dolls is prohibitive, you should see the cost of the accessories that you can buy as well. They are CRAZY. I don’t collect dolls, but I’ve done some crafting work with doll-scale objects, and the AG dolls are not on the scale of anything you can get at Hobby Lobby (which, aside from…

I get that. I’m sorry you’re having to go through it, I really am. I hope you can take a little time to just be and de-stress as much as you can, make peace with the fact they fired you, and then look at strategies to get back in there. And really seriously, use all the resources your state provides with unemployment.…

Oh god, that was that picture that made a whole bunch of conservatives lose their damn fool minds about how Obama had worn A CROWN, he was going to name himself KING B-ROCK OBEEZY DICTATOR-GOD-KING FOR LIFE.

It’s like a fashion runway! And you’re dressed in your very best, most fabulous outfit! And the runway is in a slaughterhouse! And you’re working that runway, listening to the sounds of the slaughterhouse! And then everyone asks you why you don’t like being a fashion model in a slaughterhouse, because THEY did it, and…

My cat is consoling himself by rubbing all over the Homicide box set I bought in a finals-induced spending bender a few years ago. I haven’t kept up with SVU at all, but he’s great in Homicide, anyway. Underused, as most of the characters were, unfortunately.

I’m sorry. I hope tomorrow is better.

Well, it depends how you define chance. When I moved to England, I didn’t know a single soul and I was really worried about making friends. I decided that one of my housemates (I was in college housing) was just going to be too cool for me so I would have to make friends with the other housemates, 5 of whom really…

Do you want to do my job apps, since I have to go to The Great Hinterlands tomorrow? I mean, since you’re saying you have time.... :)

I like to stick my finger in things. Like, there’s something really enjoyable and that kind of squirmy-gross about sticking your finger in a faucet. Cats like boxes because they like confined spaces; my finger likes things that are round, approximately its size, and not too gross really. I’m not going to stick my…

I am super jealous, no lie. I’ve been holding off on the Road To Little Dribbling till I get a job and get more of my novel written; it’s my reward.

Some people, you can’t change without a diaper. That just sounds so weird, though. “Meetup is about meeting people, so I won’t go! However, this dating site is about dating people, so I will go on a date! And then I will say I’m looking for a friend!”

OMG I spend so much time recommending him to people who are like “yeah, whatever, I’m going to go back to reading ANYTHING BUT ANYTHING BY HIM.” We must be BFF! I love him! Have you read the new one? Is it good? The last one I read was At Home - did you read that one?