Hmmm... it’s almost like there’s a reason you’re not a professional goalkeeper 🤔🤔🤔

You don’t exactly get to go back to the Tower. You can see where the Tower used to be from the new social space, and it’s still very much blowed up.

You need a pre-made fireteam to raid because they require a lot of coordination and communication to complete. If you got matchmade into a raid with a bunch of randos and a couple of them didn’t have microphones it would be impossible to do get anything done.

Many guns don’t want a person in their house? You’ve given me a lot to think about, saltboy

Ah yes. Clearly I am the one who needs to grow up in this exchange.

Many people do not want an actual firearm in their house.

I’ve had zero exotic engrams from Cayde’s chests. So yes, it’s fair to say that mileage varies.

Same. It’s pretty much my nightmare scenario.

Considering that every striker they’ve been linked with recently - Giroud, Benteke, Dzeko, etc - is of the “target” variety, I’d say that’s exactly what they’re looking to do. Sigurdsson might not have amazing stats from open play, but he brings one truly world class-level skill, and his open play numbers might get…

The point of the post is that Deadspin asked him to review it and paid him money. Did you mistake this for Jeb Lund’s personal blog and think he was just so mad about this shitty book that he had to get it off his chest?

You know Billy is 100% sure that Recolta Dorolț would win MLS Cup every season.

Based on his blogging history, the guy that made it appears to a lunatic and an asshole. So there’s that too.

Also Sarah Martin and Isobel Campbell might need surprised to learn that “Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like a Peasant” by Belle & Sebastian was exclusively made by men.

I stood up at the top for a while trying to figure out what the hell I was supposed to do, but once I did it wasn’t at all hard to accomplish. The bottom part spins clockwise, so as soon as it passes just drop down and run to your left until you can fall into the cubby hole. Repeat. I don’t understand how this was so…

Yes. They don’t call it “free agency,” but yes.

“...his belief that Seattle should have an NBA team again.”

Remember when you called DeAndre Yedlin a failure in Europe like two months into his career in the EPL?

You missed the best part of the $100k gift from the Donald J Trump Foundation: since Trump doesn’t put any of his own money into the foundation, he used money from outside donors to gift to his son’s foundation, which then turned around and gave the money back to a for-profit business that directly benefits Trump.

This is objectively pretty funny, but also: fuck you

Hey I’m with you on basically all of this, but we deserve our less expensive haircuts. I have to get mine cut once a month if I don’t want to look like a trash monster while most of my female friends do theirs like every six months.