Rich Boomers that is. No sense knowing poor Boomers. They can’t get you re-elected.

He should tell Marvel they should stop making superhero movies, too. They probably won’t because they really like money. Go figure.

For me the question is how far can you change something until it becomes something different.

Well, now all we have to do is wait for the headline:

Beans, beans, they’re good for your hits
Especially for fame-obsessed little shits

Kids are shits.

I’m going to invent a new, fun TikTok trend called “Fork sticking.” It will involve sticking a fork into an electrical outlet and I predict it will rapidly eliminate “beaning” and “desk stealing,” “nutmeg inhaling” and whatever else the youngs are doing these days.

It does. Unfortunately, it’s the news coverage of every mass shooting.

Never seen Totally Spies? It’s basically Fetish Fuel: The Animated Series. Almost every episode has the girls bound, gagged, captured, in compromising situations, or hypnotized, with some having more or all of the above. It's the horniest cartoon on television without actually being horny.

Because “Pix or it didn’t happen”, I guess.

It’s probably a drag for women named Karen. I’m sure they’re not all bitches.

“The CNN decision can be seen as a fairly hefty escalation, though, in so far as it’s one of the first entertainment industry entities to to actually terminate employees for violating these mandates.”

I’m so tired of all my coworkers using the diaper chin mask method. 

Is it just me, or does the word challenge now just mean: ‘to do something that is easy but ultimately stupid’.

TikTok: The worst thing the Internet has produced since Twitter.

“Emily Gorcenski says that a generation ‘raised to live in a world that doesn’t exist’”

Of course humanity is the problem, it invented Twitter!

“‘I abhor narcissists more than anything else, probably because I was raised by a malignant narcissist,’ one 40-year-old Twitter user told me. ‘Not only did I find your parking that way to be incredibly selfish but also the ‘can’t be shamed’ attitude convinced me that you must be a malignant narcissist.’ I asked if he…

Guess Bobby’s list of who to fire to fuel his next bonus check just wrote itself.