Hell, I’ll give that perhaps today’s culture doesn’t like the skimpy armor.

Have you ever seen the public actually accept a public apology? I have not. 

This is probably going to end up being an unpopular opinion but...

It’s not for kids. It’s for people who were kids when the first one came out and never grew past it.

Let me guess, now Republicans are fucking cats to own the libs.

I would like to suggest that, if at all possible, we NOT give Disney more properties.

The MCU has delivered literally dozens of non-“grimdark” superhero movies.  If that’s what you like you are well served and D.C. has also made several lighthearted superhero movies like Wonder Woman, Aquaman, and Green Lantern. Neither The Dark Knight nor any of the other darker superhero movies are taking anything…

I will wager one month’s salary (that’s right, one hundred dollars) that someone will utter in this show’s trailer, “A storm is coming....”

With apologies to John Turturro, everyone knows the audiences are really showing up for Bumblebee and Prowl.

Casting Sara Bellum’s easy, you just hire anyone whose face doesn’t fit.

No one should be tweeting about anything

An Israeli moving into someone else’s space without permission? Surely you jest.

Riverdale is really fucking crazy, my friend.

What? Powerpuff? Live action? Gritty? Where am I?

More and more this sounds like a bad College Humor or Smosh Games skit that somebody at CW took seriously.

Agreed. I had no idea how Riverdale could actually be good and . . . I guess it isn’t. But it sure is the enjoyable kind of bad!

I still have no idea how this show could actually be good, but am still intensely curious to see the pilot at least.

It’s the perfect cinematic universe for edgelords who never left seventh grade, and for whom the height of their creativity was a character they used to scrawl on their notebooks named “Bloodfuck.”

well put. at least actual bullies have fun bullying and don’t act like it’s burden.

Easily the worst aspect of Nerd Culture’s ascension into the mainstream is its inability to shed its persecution complex.