The fry guys have seen some shit.

expected curly fries tbh.

Those are not butter tarts :( The reason you have the shell is that they’re very goopy and need something to contain the sugary goopiness.

God damn all that violence. Hopefully this won’t inspire any of those Juggalos and Hot Topic customers to just bird out and go flappy. Tweet! Tweet!

“In response to this director’s comment that pop culture is too sensitive these days, here’s an snarky, backhanded screed about how offended we are by his remarks.”

Did Black Canary and Huntress get more than one line between them in this trailer?

I know Harley Quinn tends to take up all the available oxygen in the room, and I can’t decide if leaning into that is a good idea or a bad idea. But I’d like a Birds of Prey movie to be about the Birds of Prey, ideally.

It’s ok, they linger on her lower back tattoo that says “#empowered.”

The 90's cartoon Harley had pet hyenas.

“Harley Quinn is no longer a sexual object,”

The Killing Choke

I try my hardest not to get involved in serious discussions of any of this stuff because, to be honest, it’s a silly thing to do.

They are difficult to train, have a hard time focusing and have a myriad of hereditary health issues 

#mutts4lyfe

Pugs are now an abomination that can’t even reproduce easily and whose lives are constricted by problems bred into it by people who wanted a “look” but didn’t care about health.

Dog breeds are a purely human invention, in the first place. Dogs will mate with other dogs, they don’t stick to their breed on their own. A mutt is a much more “natural” dog than a purebred anything.

That cat understood that it shouldn’t exist and was trying to do the right thing by not eating or drinking.  You should have let it follow its instincts.

I mean, pretty much any breed, pure breed or cross breed, has been tailored and directed by human intervention. The real horror is we still breed and produce dogs like this at all, as retail commodities, toys for disposal. Whatever breed they’re putting on the shelves is less concerning then the idea of…

A Frankenstein’s monster inside of Pandora’s Box? Even now that he knows better, this man cannot stop combining things that don’t belong together. That quote is the Labradoodle of sentences.