hahaha you’re right, definitely some spooks. I don’t know why, the stories more about ghosts who turn out to be nice (the prom one, the girl trapped in the mirror) stuck with me, so I musta blocked out the more scary ones.

This is my favorite version of Scooby Doo:

I was looking forward to the youtube vids of people trying to Naruto run through the Nevada desert and collapsing because they’re all fat nerds.

Oh, goddamnit. How am I supposed to read about any impossibly stupid young people dying in terrible ways now? What am I supposed to do, watch the news? Boring!

After seeing the second wave of reviews I’m starting to think this film is not going to stand up after a few years. There are two main reasons:

1) It won’t hold up for style. If you like early Scorsese, which even the reviews who love it say it’s highly derivative of it right down to DeNiro playing the Jerry Lewis part…

Beaten with the crossword and jumble section of the newspaper every day growing up

And this:

If this were to happen in 2019 with Trump and an elementary school child, Trump would go on a week long tweet storm attacking the child for being low IQ and nasty, and then would insist that potato actually does have an ‘e’ at the end of it. MAGA chuds would then always use the ‘e’ when spelling potato in order to…

Coincidentally, this face and accompanying gesture is what I’ve given my computer many a time while playing extremely buggy Bethsoft games.

Penny Arcade driving the nail all the way through the board.

Better avoid Asia for the remainder of your life. You could be arrested for spying .

That...is pretty good. And on an internet where some of the worst excesses of human nature are encouraged and amplified, it ranks as a completely harmless observation.

i’m not too crazy about IRL rich guys, but i DON’T want my Batman wearing “hockey pants” thank you very much.

Symmetra is Indian.

Because instant gratification was their entire Overwatch philosophy. I can play this team-based game however I want, whenever I want, team be damned, because I paid $60 for it! It is fair to have my experience at the expense of everyone else’s! I don’t care that the game isn’t tuned to my playstyle! I will play…

There’s a lot of bitching on r/CompetitiveOverwatch about how players who queue DPS have to deal with long queue times as well as various suggestions as to how this could be fixed in favor of the DPS players, such as they are rewarded with DPS queue priority after suffering through a round as a tank or a support, etc.…

Could God make a movie so shitty Eric Roberts wouldn’t star in it?

I think the problem is a strong differential between what the sides see as “hard questions”.

God-honoring...does not shy away from the hard questions about God

It's tragic that in this day and age, I have to take a second to figure out if you're joking or not.