Miles had the advantages of a.) not “replacing” Peter Parker so much since Peter had a pretty epic/earned hero’s death but more importantly b.) when he was introduced he was in the Ultimate Universe, which any haters could justify as not being the “real” Marvel Universe. Now of course he is in the “main” Marvel U but…

Because Azrael and Jim Gordon were both so beloved when they took the cowl.

Dunno how I feel about the Joker being used as a metaphor for white privilege.  Wait, yeah I do:  Duuuuuuuumb.

You’d be right, if you expect Classic to -maintain- this level of interest.

In philosophy it’s known as a simulacrum. Baudrillard predates Ghost in the Shell by quite a few years!

is the monkey called Caesar? If so, and you hear him say “NO!”, then head for that underground bunker that DARPA are heading to on Friday. 

Ahhhh Nextdoor, the site dedicated to rants/debates about Dogs being offleash, people not picking up their dog’s shit, zombie RV’s, “does anybody know whose car this is parked on our street”, definitely coyote spottings, how to fight back against the homeless invaders, how the city/county/state government officials…

Thanks to The Washington Post for identifying the neighborhood where I’m going to be cruising up and down in my ‘85 Volvo while blasting Whitesnake out the windows all weekend.

When the revolution comes, we’ll need a guillotine mounted on the back of a flatbed to bring service right to the neighborhoods that need it most.

Read This: Rich people mad that other rich people’s dogs at dog park not following “no excessive barking” signs

Rey exists solely to be a Positive Role Model for Girls. She's not turning evil and especially not staying that way.

Well the problem is (and this is my nit with JJ Abrams) is that Kylo is incredibly powerful when it looks cool (sensing and freezing a blaster-bold mid-air) and kinda sucky when the plot demands it. Almost like somebody didn’t think things through from a character perspective and instead did the 12 year old, “wouldn’t…

The internet is the guy who thinks the joke only gets funnier after the millionth time.

How does a grown man have such a poorly developed sense of humor?

At last, the My Little Pony mane six can do “Gin & Juice” the way it deserves to ge done.

I honestly don’t know if you could bring back King of the Hill. The world of 2019 is completely different than 2010. Would we really want to see Dale go down the QAnon rabbit hole? 

Research was counter productive to the point he was making.

Goddamn, you’re wrecking the narrative man!

“I’ve yet to see a game that more specifically caters to the sexual desires of, say, straight women or LGBTQ folks achieving a similar level of mainstream success”