Hey, it “worked” with Archie didn’t it? Makes me wonder what light-hearted cartoon is next in line to get Riverdale’d? Maybe a version of Monster High where Frankie has to comfort Draculaura when the burdens of immortality get too heavy? Meanwhile, it was a full moon last night which means Clawdeen just killed…

 I remember, as a little kid, losing my shit when Chewbacca suddenly roared on stage to fight Darth Gonzo!

THAT’S the problematic takeaway you got from this game? That a bad Dad got off easy?

I’m more of a Spaghetti Factory man myself. 

Well, there’s Theory of a Dead Man. The people who wanted TO BE Nickleback SO MUCH!

My nominee for one of the best internet things to come out in 2020.

 Way ahead of you.

 I think back to his performance as Jack Sparrow. The stumbling,  swaying walk. The mumbled, rambling dialogue. I begin to ask myself, don't they ALL look like he swallowed 8 Ecstasy pills beforehand?

Don’t forget dream Summer from season 1 and the "intergenerational sandwich".

Yeah, if they wanted something that reflects how Gen Z throw down and establish cool cred among their peers, they would need to establish Olympic Meme-Crafting.

Why does everyone want to **** The Colonel?

SO.. saying you’re “Going in blind” or that a scientist is conducting a "blind trail" makes you a bigot. Next I suppose it shall be declared racist to say, “That’s the pot calling the kettle black.”

Or it could be about how people demand deeper and deeper lore on their favorite shows, but the answer is never as good as they were hoping. What answer to why Bill Murry kept repeating the same day in Groundhog Day would have been satisfying? Did you LIKE the answer you got in The Legend of Korra when they explained…

You know, people always talk about living for today and living like there’s no tomorrow like it is a good thing. Except living like there’s no tomorrow dramatically increases the chances of there BEING no tomorrow. Yes, you might get hit by a bus as you head out to work a week from now. You know what has an…

 Penny Arcade points to exactly what I feared would happen if the gaming industry got the idea that decimal generation consoles were a viable idea.

I’m surprised it took this long.

 I think I'm the only person in the world who didn't like Freakazoid. I liked the first couple of episodes well enough when we got measured doses of Freakazoid with him switching back and forth between his secret identity. Then they decided to have him be Freakazoid all the time. The constant,  unrelenting zany got…

“Preacher” is basically a guided tour of all the different kinds of people Ennis hates.

 Is anyone else reminded of the scene from Bioshock Infinite where laborer had to compete in a daily bidding war for the right to have a job for that day?

 Don't forget, Fallout 4 tòo.