So who is he supposed to date? Dig up Buffy's great-great-great-great-grandmother?

 It seems The Restaurant has isolated the vore gene and implanted it into species that have never heard of the internet, the twisted bastards. 

 The city's most reputable disreputable pub!

Samurai Pizza Cats is its own Abridged series.

Nice thought, futile gesture. As if these people answer their own phones. He’s just annoying whatever staffer who’s job it is to go through that number’s voicemail.

If you are playing a where you are playing a robot character, and you use one of those robot voice modulators, you’ll quickly have people screaming "ear rape” and to turn that shit off. I can easily see these voice skins becoming obnoxious. 

One of the things this lackadaisical attitude to automation is what to do with the C students when even the B students are struggling. Don’t say, “we will improve education so that there are no C students.” That is disingenuous, there will ALWAYS be C students. Don’t say, “Screw the dumb people, who cares?” That is…

 You rang?

 Nice.. want to call me out for not understanding Swedish next? Or maybe want to imply I'm a clueless dolt because I don't know a word of Pashtun?

The difference between photography and a selfie is the difference between going “look at what is happening” and “look at what is happening TO ME!”

 Looks like SOMEONE has a short complex.

 Have you ever taken an image of The Joker and covered that trademark grin so that only the top half of his face is visible? That's what this is. 

“Highwaymen are more understandable: they are here to fight, fuck, and have fun.”

I think I may have gotten the wrong impression from the headline. 

 Jim Sterling did a video about this just yesterday. 

“This psalm's going to get stuck inside your head!"

It’s raining men! Hallelujah!!

I saw an article once that suggested that we might be at the end of nostalgia. The thrust was that people selling nostalgia try to hand us a pre-packaged bundle of the previous decade’s cultural touchstones that everyone was a part of. With the current culture of everyone retreating to their own little internet niche,…

 They could easily make a series out of the SCP Foundation. It would be like the X-Files meets Lovecraft. 

 Well, flesh and blood actors have to contend with things like "gravity" and "70s vintage special effects".