Got to train boys AND girls to be good little consumers. Side note:why does the fact that they come in blind bags make them less of a horror such that even those who denounce them are going to try to collect them all?

Lancelot has just rescued you. Do you:

A little tape, and A LOT of patience, makes all the difference!

Who is the Gargoyle King?

You really want to feel old? There are people who say it is their CHILDHOOD dream to be a YouTube personality. 

 Yes, he was grouchy at them. However, when he went undercover a second time he took a big risk to protect Malfoy. He also taught Harry how to defend himself from mental assault, even if he wasn't "nice " about it. 

Counterpoint: One of the big arguments for hero registration is that a superhuman has more power than any one person should have. If that is true, who could be trusted with the power of ALL the superhumans? Who could be trusted with the authority to tell Superman, Wonder Woman and Flash to go here, do this, and they…

Counterpoint: superpowers are the great equalizer.

That’s sort of why Snape is my favorite Harry Potter character. He started as a stock mean teacher for the kids to rebel against. As the series went forward he became the most nuanced character. He was the bullied kid who never got the girl and let his bitterness consume him. The thing is, Snape realized his mistake…

Are you really with customer service?

You mean like how the Republicans stalled Obama’s supreme court pick because THEY calculated they could win the presidential election that was about to happen?

Business.. ethics..?

 Or they'll cackle in delight because they've figured out how to get two box office runs out of the same movie. 

Is it “entitled” to be put off by the fact that they are selling a sequel (something that should be an improvement over the last installment) that is really just a cut down version of the last game? All of which so EA can sell the complete version of the game piecemeal as DLC. I'm not saying that threats are ever…

In the first game the characters talked like a 35 year old executive's idea of what The Youth sound like. I can't wait to hear the dialogue in this game.

Didn’t they have a Me Too episode with the Hank Hippopopalous story?

And yet, according to the first paragraph of this review, the only reason we get to enjoy her in this role is because the director says he wasn’t sufficiently “woke”.

Every once in a great while I think about getting a tattoo. What stops me every time is that I can’t get anything that’s actually cool without feeling like a massive poseur because I am a scrawny white nerd.

 They are probably ambitious in their own way. Plus, low cunning can pass for cleverness in poor light. 

 Hufflepuff really is the remainders bin of wizard society. If you aren’t brave, smart, or clever then to Hufflepuff you go.