Lots of people masturbate to Sonic, they;re called “furries.” Probably even before they introduced a busty bat girl with an affinity for leather bodysuits to the cast. Say what you will about Team Sonic, they know their audience.

Putting a safe pane of glass between comedy and the public so that it can be picked over by intellectuals who wish to arrive at an authoritative definition of “funny”.

So one of the ways Roosevelt sold the war was by scaring the American public with the idea of NATZI MEXICANS swarming over the border? Has there EVER been a time that Americans haven’t been obsessed with their southern border? 

When this question of whether recognizing ability counts as eletism arises, I think of something I heard in a shoe commercial of all places. “Some people are stronger. Some people are faster. Some people are smarter. But no-one is better. “ You find wisdom where you find it I guess.

What does a “troll” game even mean? Does it mean racism? Does it mean a game that viciously mocks a certain person? A game that doesn’t even execute? If you ask me, the troll clause is ill-defined on purpose. It gives Valve a pretext to ban whatever the next game the media gets worked up about next because it’s a…

Everyone is talking about the reality TV angle. What about the absurd idea that corporations are people that allowed a company to adopt Truman in the first place?! Really, what would keep a corporation from ACTUALLY doing this, if you truly believe that corporations are people?

Does L3-37 not count? TECHNOPHOBE!

Soon!

Sure. From the SPCA I volunteered at.

They were? I thought they were just junk held together and puppeteer’d by the Force. Opress later got him regular cybernetic ones.

So basically if your theme is a revolution of oppressed minorities, and straight white males actually enjoy it, you’re doing it wrong.

Kansas: I’m from the government and I’m here to help!

While I’m sure there is a droid that self-identifies as female out there in the extended universe (there’s at least one of everything in the extended universe somewhere), I’m trying to remember if there has been one in the actual movies before. Wasn’t there a silver 3PO unit with a female voice serving food on the…

Romantic Comedy Mystery Theater 3000!

Sorry , this sledgehammer isn’t doing it. Bring in the BATTERING RAM!

I’m sure the Koch Brothers were just trying to calm their anxiety about Obama. You can’t let someone off the hook just because they’re on your “side”.

Honesty Ranger!

How could you? It would be like being offended by oatmeal, not that some people out there wouldn’t be willing to try.

Can’t sleep.. Anthony Hopkins will eat me..