While I’m sure there is a droid that self-identifies as female out there in the extended universe (there’s at least one of everything in the extended universe somewhere), I’m trying to remember if there has been one in the actual movies before. Wasn’t there a silver 3PO unit with a female voice serving food on the…

Romantic Comedy Mystery Theater 3000!

Sorry , this sledgehammer isn’t doing it. Bring in the BATTERING RAM!

I’m sure the Koch Brothers were just trying to calm their anxiety about Obama. You can’t let someone off the hook just because they’re on your “side”.

Honesty Ranger!

How could you? It would be like being offended by oatmeal, not that some people out there wouldn’t be willing to try.

Can’t sleep.. Anthony Hopkins will eat me..

Read? A BOOK?! Isn’t that what interns are for?!

Man, I’m Canadian and I think that apology was over the top.

Hey, if anything, the recent Voltron reboot is better than the original.

Correct. On the other hand, refusing to call out ACTUAL NATZIS until pressured to do so is a perfectly valid reason to hate someone.

Even more on point

Then this will wreck you. It got me misty.

Did anyone know who Kill Monger was before the movie came out?

I saw “vampire” and “casa bonita” and thought this was going to be a riff on Castlevania. Turns out it is a Mexican restaurant. Shows the state of my South Park knowledge.

I only downloaded Psychonauts a few days ago despite a chorus of people saying it’s THE BEST GAME EVER!

The Penguin should have made getting rid of illegal immigrants part of his platform. Trash talk liberals and be anti-immigrant, and a significant percent of the electorate will stick with you no matter what you get caught saying on tape.

THIS is the Space Jam song!

The Manly strip is basically how every political discussion goes these days.

Yeah, I’m pretty okay with bringing the ban hammer down on people who say that Hitler might have had a point.