The problem is that I have no idea what post Trump America would be like. Crippled revenue thanks to tax giveaways to the rich? A civil war? A radioactive crater where Seattle used to be?

Way to take the bait CNN. Now Trump and his believers have something to point to and say, “See? CNN is in a PERSONAL feud with Donald Trump!”

I’m not thankful, because it means that if they were just a little bit smarter, they could have totally gotten away with it. They might STILL get away with it because the system is just that broken. The system covers for the rich and powerful to such an extent that you have to be Trump levels of stupid to even stand a…

Funny! Clever! Heartfelt! Puzzles based on moon logic!

The Right was never going to abandon Moore, whether or not the Franken thing happened. This gives them an excuse to keep supporting Moore.

No, it doesn’t. I say that because the right will immediately adopt the image without a trace of irony. Much in the same way they adopted that image from Bioshock Infinite.

We’ll give you the help you need to get over your bad romance.

Of course it is. This IS Bizzaro world, after all.

Hi! I see you’re trying to oppress my people. Would you like to DIE, MEAT?!

The problem is that people have very different ideas about what a better world is. The right’s utopia is the left’s dystopia and vice versa. So either someone has to lose, or nobody gets to win. Which is to say: a compromise society that no one is really happy with but achieves stability because most people find it…

“And whomsoever believeth in me shall not perish, but have everlasting life.”

Part of the problem is that there are people who are so mistrustful of government that they see the occasional killing spree as the price of being able to defend themselves when the men in black come for their guns and bibles.

So what are you going to do when these underrepresented individuals turn out to be terrible people too?

I hope you enjoy the 2 movies and 3 TV shows that will be left once the current purge is done.

I sure don’t believe in going easy on the little darlings who come to my house.

So only black people get powers. Does that mean they have their own version of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants?

I loved this show about a town that was the exact same shape as the Bermuda Triangle! It even had John Astin, original Gomez Addams himself, running the World of Stuff general store!

Count Chocula is an offensive caricature of Eastern-Europeans!

Politicians are at their best when they know they don’t have to face the electorate. Isn’t that the opposite of how this is supposed to work?

I was referring to the fact that our Prime Minister isn’t trying to ram through a Muslim travel ban.