Don’t forget that Canadian cities have the advantage that talent can freely come and reside here whether or not they come from a Muslim country, DONALD!

So, do it by the Mike Pence protocols?

These days, I wonder if WE’RE the mirror universe.

Are you sure you want that candy kids? One grandpa who was taking his grandchildren around just loved it when i answered the door and wanted a picture with me and his grandchildren. The 4 year old proved strangely reluctant to turn his back on me long enough to take the picture.

Except, in all the times you have heard of someone being found not guilty of a sexual crime, how many times did you think to yourself “I guess he didn’t do it” versus “The bastard got away with it. Damn our broken system!”

Except there are plenty of people who say precisely that, “victims never lie about sexual assault.”

If you truly believe that no one ever lies about sexual offences, are not even mistaken, then why even bother having a trial? After all, if we truly always “believe the victims “, then what defense could the accused possibly mount? Just point the finger and do not pass Go, do not collect $200, go directly to jail.

I keep expecting any day now to read a headline saying: Puppies Spontaneously Die All Across the World.

We hate the porgs we do!

Wow, they made the Royals so unlikeable it caused everyone to forget that a major component of Max’s plan is CONQUERING EARTH!

Remember when people were shocked to learn that Nixon had an enemies list?

As I recall, part of the lore of Silver hawks was that only cyborgs could survive the rigors of space travel. The more I learn about the challenges of traveling and living in space (radiation, bone density loss, effects of low gravity on internal fluids ), the more I think Silver hawks might have been on to something.

So basically, they only say they worship Satan to give a middle finger to Christianity. So.. not so different from Mr Hot Topic after all.

I would LOVE to hear why an order of nuns think providing birth control to it’s members would be a burden.

It was made by a guy called Mystery Ben. When Mystery Skulls saw the video, instead of sending a cease & desist, they hired him to make a video for their song “Ghost”. There is also a live action video made by Mystery Skulls themselves. It got a few hundred thousand views. Mystery Ben’s version is sitting at over 12…

Music videos are still plentiful, they’re just not made by the artist who does the singing anymore.

Want a baloon? They float! When the next hurricane hits, you’ll float too!!

Man, I wonder how all those parents would feel if they knew they were giving racist propaganda to their university graduating children? 😑

I always interpreted it as people who are aware in the pit of their soul how agonizingly ordinary they are and are desperate to be special in some way.

Exactly how would you do that in an event where the goal is to get huge in order to be a better human battering ram?