This is why they are called Suits. Not because they wear suits, because they ARE just suits with no human being inside. Creatures only capable of understanding human beings via the translation medium known as the "spreadsheet".

I've already got a place reserved in my local vault.

Depends on what you mean by classic. Pretty much every Batman after Adam West has put the screws to crooks to a greater or lesser degree.

I guess they had to do something. Ever notice that all the Klingons had the same personality? "Blood! Honor! Blood! Honor! "

Now all we need is to give Mike Pence a heart and Paul Ryan some courage

I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in your heart.

Hell is other people.

Just Google "rule 34 pokemon ". The furries have you covered.

Pfft, Gen X had the lost generation thing down long ago. We had the plaid, we had the slacker movement. Millennials, GET ON MY LEVEL!

The real tell is that said they would only consider "quality " responses rather than the volume of responses. You know what that is? That is them giving themselves an easy out to ignore any responses they don't like. "Well gosh, we only got a handful of QUALITY responses opposing this. The rest were inarticulate…

Another example that your voice doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if we flood the FCC site with goddammit essays on why net neutrality should be upheld. They will just call it a denial of service attack by astro turf activists. They are determined to make this happen, and now facts are whatever you want them to be.…

Or Jessica Drew if you're in the Ultimate continuity.

Maybe not sloth. Satan is kind of low energy.

Says something about our culture that you would seriously entertain the possibility that someone would really do this just to be YouTube famous.

That was when the media had the luxury of time to think about what they had seen and heard. Of course they were more critical. Now the priority is just getting the story out there before it gets turned into old news at the speed of the Internet.

And yet they always make bank. No one admits to watching it, never mind enjoying it. Yet there have to be a lot of people who are secretly into it because it keeps getting made.

OH GOD PLEASE NO!!

I fantasize the FBI busting down the oval office door and wrestling Trump to the ground. It's like an episode of COPS, but instead of trying to force gun to drop a weapon they are trying to make him drop his phone as he fights to get one last tweet out. "Witch hunt at climax. FBI in on it! Rise up America and covfefe"

They'll just say those people wouldn't have died if they had a gun.

Republicans do seem to think that tax cuts are the magic bullet that solves everything.