No kidding. When they kicked a naked 5-year-old Ashi into a pile of coals, my jaw dropped!

I kind of get the feeling that in his relentless quest to find a way back to the past, he never crossed into the same place twice. Thus, he never got to see the effect his actions had. No wonder the guy felt that nothing he had done mattered. He never knew that in his wake, a legend was being born.

Functional? A strong wind and she's naked again!

Ashi is truly Jack's successor.. she can't keep her clothes on either! (Wow, I can't believe she was technically naked this entire time!)

Why is it that I still don't see a video of Twilight Sparkle screaming murder at Jack on youtube? I'm very disappointed in you, Internet.

Hypno! What- what are you doing to Misty?!

Queer Eye for the Dead Guy?

I don't think this WAS his plan. I think this was a cult acting independently in order to gain the favor of their "God ".

That was my biggest problem with the episode, thematically. You could argue that, indoctrinated since birth, the daughters have never made an actual choice in their lives.

No one mentioning The Crow? Really? Not only did it have a killer soundtrack, it had all that 90s goth-Ness by the bucketfull.

Or they can have King Kong versus the Megazord.
Kong Go Power Rangers!

Again ? The last one ran Too Long as it was

A lot of cyborgs in the show as well as robots.

So.. no one is going to call "Merlin " on the time aberration created by propelling a Dark Age kingdom about 900 years ahead in order to better protect her fragment? No one? We're just going to roll with it? Okay then…

Eh, he's the best out of what's available among the current crop of party leaders. Isn't that the most you can say about any politician?

Except the complete bungle the lesson he was supposed to learn! Beast is supposed to learn to not judge people by their looks, but it's Belle who winds up having to do this. All Beast is asked to do is fall for the hot, intelligent, charming, sweet girl that stumbles into his castle.

More like that's what strong good-looking guys do in this kind of story. They storm the castle, kill the boss monster, rescue the girl. Come down on Gaston for this and you'd have to come down on Mario, Link, the Double Dragon brothers, Dirk the Daring, ect ect ect

Really? No one thought of: "Kong Goes Ape on the Competition"?

The problem with fighting against entitlement is it means accepting some really bleak truths. That there ISN'T someone for everyone. That in the game of love there will be losers. Some people will end up alone, and not out of choice. That it's not them.. it's you.

I wonder if Charm City has a local chapter of the Jokerz.