It appears to be a driving range, right? So he’s taking practice swings, or he just hit a ball teed up separately than the one we see (I don’t know why you’d do that, though).

I remain unconvinced of this. He may well have won, but it’s hardly a truism. I have doubts that the American public would suddenly embrace an openly socialist candidate.

People only think Bernie would have won, because he wasn’t subjected to a repeated nuclear bombardment of alt-right attacks, which absolutely would have come quickly after he won a nomination.

Well, Trudeau probably laces and ties his own shoes, while getting dressed after his morning run. Trump, on the other hand, is 70 years old and fat, so he probably has them permanently laced like that and uses a long shoehorn every morning.

The strategic thing is to keep from going insane. My brain would explode in frustration if I tried to watch Fox News. I’ve switched completely to MSNBC because CNN was making my head hurt by being too conservative.

My husband and I got gay married in a classic movie theater, had the reception in the lobby, and everybody stayed at a hotel across the street. There was no driving around at all.

Voice calls are 10 cents a minute, but yes, Facetime audio, Facebook calling, or Wifi Calling works fine if you don’t want to spend anything on a voice call.

Go to any Democratic senator or congressman’s office, and MSNBC will be on 24/7 on the TV. That’s why. Likewise, all the Republican offices play Fox News. I’m not sure the congresspeople or Senators notice, but that’s what their staffs turn on.

Trudeau’s shoes (and socks), at least yesterday, were stylish and appropriate:

If you’re an international traveler, T-mobile is absolutely the way to go.

The average age of all cars on the road is 11.5 years, and rising. There’s going to be 20 million cars over age 25, in 2021.

The US fleet typically “ages out” in 10 years. Look around, you won’t find many cars older than 10 years routinely traveling the roads.

Yup, and this is why I stand by my unpopular opinion that the Electoral College should be free from the popular vote. It was designed that way for a reason (ok, for many reasons, but bear with me): you cannot expect the average person to understand the weight of this job and the qualifications necessary.

I never thought I would miss George W. Bush. Ever. Or that he would ever sound eloquent by comparison.

My job has significantly less responsibility than the President’s (duh), and I come into work at 6am and usually leave well after 6:30pm.

Wait, you keep hearing that? They’re aware of the executive orders, right? The disastrous calls to foreign leaders?

People who say that are taking his presidency personally. Any admission that he isn’t doing a good job would be a tacit admission that they themselves were stupid. Therefore, he has to be doing a good job, and any evidence to the contrary is to be ignored.

Here in Phoenix, there isn’t a beep so much as a fast clicking noise. It comes from the button itself, which starts to vibrate and make the noise when you’re clear to cross. And you know which direction it is because the button is positioned parallel to the direction you’re crossing.

1. She is too old. Heath will become the same semi-successful line of attack. Plus, health aside, having a long career means there are inevitably more skeletons in the closet (legitimate or not) to be dragged out.

Rudy Giuliani was standing behind me at a hotel check in line in San Diego two years ago. When I finished check-in and turned around to head for the elevators, I only recognized him a second or two before slipping on the pool of grease that had been slowly collecting on the floor under his feet.