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Do these people stand up and salute the flag when they’re watching at home? Why not? If they dvr the game, do they fast forward through the anthem? My guess is they do. Could it be that the people in an uproar over this don’t actually give a shit, want athletes held to a higher standard than themselves, and just want…

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

They must be running the hurry up offense if he can't seem to control them

Just called @jenbielema to check in. She is looking for answers to crime scene. These two claim to know nothing #WPS

He’s a moron, but he spent most of his adult life being hit in the head for money.

He’s in a Whole Foods.

Produce is fucking expensive these days!

Damn it. +1

I knew there was a reason Chip Kelly kept him around.

Let’s just lay it all out. Unless you were born under the correct sign, with the exact right amount of pigmentation, in the correct country, in the correct state, to the correct color parents, had the correct friends for the proper length of time, contribute to the “good” political party etc(x10000 etc^2)... your…

Can’t

This should be the next legal defense for a civilian facing a murder charge. “Your honor, it was a very emotional experience for me. I don’t believe I am capable of performing such an act again.”

“NOT GUILTY!”

He originally said a bazillion but he forgot to carry the 1.

Maybe more of those good cops should shut down the bad ones instead of looking the other way. Seems like this whole thing would be over in ten minutes if the numbers are like you say.

El Paso school takes an El Paso

“I don’t want to speak your language”

And which organization should he donate to for that?

Only those dead black people should have a voice...

So you can’t criticize unless you are actively being oppressed at the moment, can’t look out for others if you have succeeded and if you are being “oppressed” then shouldn’t you be looking for a job instead of whining. It is almost as if...