The fuck would I be doing in New Jersey?

Well, duh. Where there are balls, there’s usually an asshole nearby.

However, I assume all three suffer from soul crushing boredom.

To subvert the racial politics and black identity of Muhammad Ali, of all people, is astonishing on the level of trying to use Martin Luther King Jr. quotes to reprimand Black Lives Matter.

Whenever a black person or black people come into a predominantly white sport and do better than everyone the answer is usually to marginalize them as much as possible in their everyday life and as their employer. Whether it’s “Well, you can play football, but never quarterback - you’re not smart enough for that”…

I did. Whatever you think your hands can do, a washcloth can do better.

Anyone who can tackle an NFL-caliber running back in the open field is already playing in the NFL.

How is a washcloth less useful than bare hands? That makes no sense.

Well, it sounds like it could result in viewership and injury —

...so I assume the NFL is already planning on this.

Are you aware that Fat Joe is not Biggie Smalls?

Make Punctuation Great Again

Your instead of You’re. The mark of every Red Blooded American on social media trying to make America great again

Not always. Especially when you have a baby, it makes sense to want to take care of them yourself instead of trusting a babysitter for several days. In the case of a funeral, you may not be able to make arrangements in enough time. If you’re moving cross-country or internationally, your hands can be tied. Plus there’s…

Apparently you are still really butt hurt Barca didn’t make it further. Your hatred for everything Real Madrid is getting pretty bad.

Only one rule for parents bringing kids on planes: Don’t be a fucking asshole.

Some people with heart conditions can’t fly, so if they were to ever see family on the other side of the country, it’s either “don’t” or drive for multiple days, or... you know... fly.

While brandishing both weapons in an aggressive manner, Appling stalked the club screaming, “This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting this is for fun!”

A thousand times, YES. She is the asshole, acting like an immature baby. He should get out now.

Cardinal fans don’t want the accussed actions of a few to represent all of them. “Most of us are classy enough to call him the n-word in the privacy of our home around only friends and family.”

You mean to tell me racism is being casually swept under the rug in the city of St. Louis? This is a truly SHOCKING revelation.