Hammer smashed face by Cannibal Corpse is a close second

That one line makes me cringe every time I hear it, and I really like the song too.

Train is not collectively talented enough to wipe the ass of any one member of Toto. Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

This kinda cracks me up because my son absolutely loves the song “Africa” by Toto. He’s 11 years old. He literally listened to it a few hundred times and still stops and pays attention when it appears in an 80s mix.

They did, and in some versions that song was CLEARLY Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin

I thought Tenacious D played the best song in the world and then forgot about it so they had to make a tribute.

I was seriously about to get into an argument with someone I’ve never met about how Train’s ‘Drops of Jupiter’ is piss compared to Toto’s ‘Africa’.

It’s a reference to the black, southern women who would drink tea together and gossip in the afternoon.
Also, tea = T = truth. So it’s not just about gossip, but getting to the truth, getting the real story.

Dana White is to UFC press conferences what Puff Daddy was to Biggie videos.

The joke is on McGregor! He blew all that money on a custom suit and Mayweather can’t even read it!

Was it a glorified version of a pellet gun? Did they feel so manly?

Did someone say The Crusher?

“We need a pitcher! Not an asshole sniffer!”

... or... you know... rinse it out in the stream on the hike.

Although the entire “deal” was a lie. All he did was announce a bunch of things the Saudis expressed interest in, but can’t afford right now, or deals that have already gone through years ago.

It looks bad for him, because you just know that for every time he hit her, it took him five or six swings.

I clicked that Instagram post, expecting to be inundated with images of bruises and terrible things. I steeled myself. Instead, that girl dosed me with a heaping helping of crazy—eyes. Then I looked up another photo of Derek Norris: Boom, he’s got crazy eyes. I will now believe anything that either of them says, and…

Meanwhile Kitty Genovese is getting murdered in the street.

Doo wop

The last time someone conquered El Capitan by soloing, Toni Tennille got the silent treatment during the limo ride back to the hotel.