The joke is on McGregor! He blew all that money on a custom suit and Mayweather can’t even read it!

Was it a glorified version of a pellet gun? Did they feel so manly?

Did someone say The Crusher?

“We need a pitcher! Not an asshole sniffer!”

Although the entire “deal” was a lie. All he did was announce a bunch of things the Saudis expressed interest in, but can’t afford right now, or deals that have already gone through years ago.

It looks bad for him, because you just know that for every time he hit her, it took him five or six swings.

I clicked that Instagram post, expecting to be inundated with images of bruises and terrible things. I steeled myself. Instead, that girl dosed me with a heaping helping of crazy—eyes. Then I looked up another photo of Derek Norris: Boom, he’s got crazy eyes. I will now believe anything that either of them says, and…

Meanwhile Kitty Genovese is getting murdered in the street.

Doo wop

The last time someone conquered El Capitan by soloing, Toni Tennille got the silent treatment during the limo ride back to the hotel.

This is a terrible comment (although perhaps I’ve grown a little cynical).

+2 traveling

Why does Steph want to give Lebron the Run-A-Round? It seems like a sure fire way to speed things up, but all it does is slow him down.

I guess this is as good a time as any to post this pic of me and the Chicken. This was a Chattanooga Lookouts game from the summer of 1982.

Watch the tram car, please. Watch the tram car, please. Watch the tram car, please. Watch the tram car, please. Watch the tram car, please. Watch the tram car, please. Watch the tram car, please.

Missle Launch Achieved!! All hail our glorius leader!

I saw that as well. It was called “How to lose an NBA Championship in 10 Days” I think.

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

Kelly Rowland is a huge J.R. Smith fan and was shouting down Igoudala from the upper deck. No mention of that apparently.