I’m having a hard time understanding him. What does De’Fox say?

“I’ve only gone fifteen, dribble it out moron!”

how amazing would it have been if they rolled the ball inbounds and UNC ran away from it to avoid an incidental foul and UK ran away from it hoping it would go out of bounds, and millions of people just watched with bated breath as a ball slowly rolled 90 feet in anticipation of whether or not someone would…

17

“SKELLLLLAAAAA!!!”

D.B. Pooper

IT’S LIKE A CONTRARIAN HIPSTER SPORTS TAKE MEETS DR. SEUSS BOOK

David Carradine

They’re getting the fuck out of the dugout since apparently that’s where the jackass is aiming with the bat flip.

THE ACTUAL WRITER OF THIS ESSAY IS A TOKEN WHITE HOMOSEXUAL ON A FEMINIST BLOG YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

“Nanigans of the She- variety.” I have nothing to add; that phrase was just worth repeating.

If you die in dodgeball, you come back as the kid in The Grudge

While going down the dodgeball rabbithole I found this video of Japanese kids playing a version of dodgeball and it’s incredible:

Notice it’s all girls in this game. The 15-year-old boys showed up already suffering from arm fatigue

I’m sure it’s not the first time one participant has tried to mount another at Westminster.

Puzder is reportedly “very tired of the abuse...”

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

Shoulda taken a beat, removed the USC shirt, and had another USC shirt underneath

I host cheap sex parties, too. They involve one person, some lotion, and end with tears.

Herr Ratface took a “health sabbatical” in the middle of the 94-95 season. Exactly nine months later, Grayson Allen was born. So right now he is out breeding Brock McManly, who will be nut-punching ACC opponents in 2032.