HE LOOKS LIKE A RAT, GET IT?

how about two red lights not dissimilar to trafic lights, right above or to the right of the crossing?

Maybe you should stick to Twitter.

how has nobody noticed that danny green is the one draining the three...conveniently demonstrating a great metaphor for both players UNC career?

Botched periods often end up with the quick hook.

Fergie said he was cute, but she wished he were a little buffer.

He will bathe in nothing but the finest recruiting letters, while eating the freshest strawberries imported from Nepal...

Ummm...did the question ever get answered?I stopped reading the article because it kept giving me the finger.

That's ok. I'm sure he'll bounce back using the revenue generated from his soon-to-be-released autobiography, Turnover: A New Leaf.

To make matters worse, Leaf was also drafted second overall in the prison football league draft behind Dirty Dick Danny.

the letter didn't specify how much more time he needed to prepare.

I hope they do this to Kobe later just to see him go for a furious 42 point night on 17-48 shooting.

Jim Ross remembers Mick Foley's and the Undertaker's famous 1998 Hell in a Cell match.

But it's still fun to see whether saber websites or Vegas odds were more accurate

Seems like Rice is cooked.

It isn't a gimmick because it just combines two age old aspects of the modern offense. Reading a defense and choosing the right option

In all fairness, "haul ass and move those goddamn' chains" might be confusing to someone who's never played RB before.

The Bucs and Incognito make sense. Since Schiano left they've had a big void at Left Asshole.

I wasn't aware of the spam that had been going on at Jezebel and after hearing about it I'm sympathetic to what they've been going through and hope it gets addressed. However, I also hope (and am pretty sure) the people spamming these images are just the same trolls as before and not Jezebel readers trying to act on…

In the meantime, they've done nothing to get taller chairs, drawing yet another controversy...this time, with the ire of the Little People of America