They've seriously considered "Griffins" as a potential team name. Plotz recommended that as a [bad] joke.

"see a big bulge corresponding to Klugman's moment in the montage...."

The Lambo definitely looks like it's going faster than it should be (how MUCH faster than it should...who knows)...but the Mazda guy DEFINITELY tried to cut that turn in front of the Lambo and squeak its way through.....

Kerry Rhodes gave my friend a BJ in a bar bathroom. You can quote me on this, but please keep me anonymous. so stupid.

Amanda Tynes @AmandaTynes9 I want Schiano to murder my vagina.

A) If you're in a PhD program after getting a degree in biology, and you ask "how many things are living in me right now", I weep for education today.B) After reading your "professor"'s statement about parasites and sushi, I don't fully feel bad for you specifically. I still weep for education, though.

Everyone knows this is actually Garthe Sanchez, Woody Johnson's secret illegitimate son. Mark's face was surgically altered by Woody Johnson to look like Garthe many years ago. Garthe has finally re-emerged and has taken over QB duties. The dead giveaway was the car in Sanchez's parking spot at camp.

San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks

His emotions are understandable, as he dedicated the match to his father, who passed away after falling from a tree this past autumn....

+1a

I have a feeling Hans would do very bad things to Birdman's face. The difference is that he comes from a different basketball background, which keeps him in control in situations like this.

+1

It's a fiiiiiine line, my friend. If you're off by a degree, you're in the shit. Literally, one goddamn degree off perpendicular.....

Yeah those things suck donkey dong. If you don't pump your leg at an angle directly perpendicular to the ground, those side parts just bend into a parallelogram.

+1

Maybe I'm getting old, but this freaking out bullshit on the sidelines is getting highly annoying and more over the top. Next season someone's gonna bank in a free throw, and half the bench is gonna tear ACLs jumping up and doing an impromptu dance.

The assumption would be that the Achilles injury is to the dominant leg the vast majority of the time. That's the leg that has the most stress in terms of push-offs, stops, plants, etc. This is typical in basketball and tennis, as well as skiing.

Ke$ha, yes.

5-month old? you can bring them anywhere...they don't need entertainment. I brought my 6-month old daughter to a baseball game, and it was totally fine. The noises and all the people around sufficiently kept her attention. You're good for any sport, really (except NASCAR, if that counts). I would just avoid super…

nevermind.