Somehow, Michigan State fucks me over every year either by getting to the Final Four when they weren't supposed to, or by losing in the early rounds when they were supposed to get to the Final Four.

I say caveat idiotor. If you can't determine that your regular iPad is not magnetic in a careful fashion, then frankly, you don't deserve the iPad to begin with! give it to me instead!

The lawyer then tried to get some sort of Fab Five admission from Thad by asking him to confirm his love for Yo! MTV Raps, to no avail.

Cowherd is indeed a fuckface of mammoth proportions. You're a bit off, though, as he picked one 1st round upset (a 9 over an 8, I believe), and then had Georgetown moving two rounds....I hope he shits blood for the duration of the tournament for no apparent reason.

is it that amazing when the defenseman misses the clear and then his skate punches it in the goal?

Looks like the Doug Archie, AD in charge of Compliance, loves him some bulleted lists.

Just a side note:

Marques Johnson is an asshole, and hopefully, there won't be an opportunity for him to dunk at fitty-six

His third cousin, Mario Cantone, also has treasured memories of things in his face....

someone hasn't gotten laid in a REALLY long time....

my head asplode.

Adding insult to injury? The chair got a technical.

That's nothing. Derrick Washington missed his 3rd year of football so he can spunk on a tutor's bed.

Ramirez said to "go ask Silva" if he thinks an apology is necessary.

"Not only do i have to ride down a mountain, down rubble stairs, on dirt, on cobblestones, through a fucking BUILDING, and deal with 80's-dressed Chileans with stupid pink sunglasses...but a fucking DOG?! c'mon now....

The National 2016 Olympic Committee is doing its damnedest to redefine its association with "water sports"

1.) [deadspin.com]

She got you all in check.