@Desi_Relaford: I'm gonna make Gretzky's head bleed for super fan 99 over here.......

"I just came here to try and protect her...she said she was lonely and scared when we talked in the chat room...."

@newgalactic: yeah, but how do they kill the pork cows?

@MattinglysSideburns: +1 curly shuffle

@JanetRenoManchild: Bravo!

You're OBVIOUSLY asking for it when you wear scrubs to a bar....duh!

All y'all are oversensitive twats.

Why would he get suspended? He wrote the article, and that's it. He didn't put it up anywhere - someone else did.

@BlylevenTheDude: +1 q-tip

@Donnie_Iris: "Or trim your own hedges..."

@electricarchie: Holy crap, I knew that intersection just by looking at it. I know exactly what you're talking about, and I used to do exactly the same thing.

EXT. DRIVEWAY OF SUBURBAN TOWN - MORNING.

@Slapshot21: Using the term "Shortie" to begin the phrase would also evoke a similar filling..........yo.

@whiskerbrisket: And Whiskerbrisket will keynote the talk, "Parkinson's and the Mouse Button: Not Perfect Together"

Jesse Jackson is flying into Masillon as we speak to pontificate on the ever-increasing slavery/sports connection in Ohio...

@SideAngleSide: Awwwww SNAP! busted.

@Dandy Koufax: First 500 kids get one really small Thunderstick.