listen: I could not all-caps every insane term. I didn’t even include California Formal. 

I see you guys are on strike, and we’re here for you.

This pic urks me so much. For info. This Marine is a 4 year LCpl. For laymen, that means more than likely, that he was either promoted to Cpl and got busted, or he’s never been promoted past LCpl. It also means that he’s probably not a very good Marine in anyway. Either way, the Corps is likely to very shortly be…

If Deadspin sticks to sports, I’m leaving. I know I have no clout here, but I can get sports news and content anywhere. I come here (first and most often when I’m on the internet) because it’s more than sports. This includes wedding dress codes, pumpkin stealing, Canadian Horton’s poopers, stories about injuries, and…

*cums*

3) Hellscape

Would like to take this opportunity to applaud the decision to link out to as many great non-sports stories as possible today:

Stealing pumpkins is a sport.

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

Message from G/O overlords:

In case you didn’t get a chance to respond to the GO Media management about the direction of the sites yesterday because they are post-deleting cowards, here’s the email address you need.

Hershey bars are nowhere near the bottom of the list of desirable Halloween candy. Among the worst are generic hard candies, tiny boxes of raisins, and any kind of malt ball. Full-sized and even fun-sized name-brand chocolate handouts are the holy grail of Halloween scores. What do you know?

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

The Dr. Disrespect line is what clued me in that this was sarcastic lmao.

Nobody seems to care about the fact that there are men out there that are being manipulated by these women.

I like the way it both calls back to the time period that fundamentally changed this society, and harkens back to a near future where tech could over power those who’ve spent so much time fearing it.

WOO! You made so many strong points. I love the moths and hope we get into them more. With everyone afraid of tech, they’re pretty brave to be building their own wings and shit.

Yeah, I kept reading waiting for the point to show up. The frustration is more with the way playoff rankings work and how such a tiny play can impact a whole season, I don’t see why the cameras or frames or technology are being brought into it at all.