It was probably a mistake, hiring the dev team behind Goat Simulator.

Whoops! Looks like you got some clips of John Carpenter’s The Thing mixed in this video. Better luck next time.

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

I’d like to take this time to offer my condolences on the fact that you can no longer drink.

The day one patch has ruined gaming. If a game was released in this condition pre internet, it would have sold so bad the publisher would have had to bury a bunch of copies in the Arizona desert.

I disagree and think it’ll be a 1-2 stretch.  The Chiefs Defense can’t keep them in the game against a good opponent, and Moore will get eaten up by the sneaky good Packers defense and the Vikings very good defense.  The Titans are butt though, that’ll be an easy win.  They could win that game without a QB.

And speaking of hell... Art Briles.

this is an amazing piece but holy shit this a great line:

“Do you know your left from right?”

The AD for the HS closest to me in Mass. makes a little less than 82k, but the school has about 1200 students. Also teachers *start* at about 45k there.

“Mystery guest, are you, by any chance, a bad driver?”

This is an intense and well-written story, the exact type of stuff that nobody but Deadspin is doing.

Per ABC, Giuliani is no longer retaining the services of Jon Sale, who was acting as his attorney for this matter...

Of course a King supports an authoritarian state.

Just UGH on that one. I hated them back then and I still hate them now. 

The Dave Matthews Band?!?!?!

Jameis said the craziest thing about playing in London is that you assault Uber drivers on the other side of the road!

It’s so odd to think that Jamil hadn’t really acted before this show when she seems to effortlessly nail a moment like that alone-at-the-party story.

What the fuck, G/O!!! 

In case anyone wonders why she mentioned the dearly departed.