Hell, I’d take Tide Pods over candy corn.

This is good, pure sports-related content, exactly what I come to Deadspin for.

Love how of the three people in that header image, the one with the least-terrifying visage and most realistic complexion is the one getting the candy.

Any site would be content to have a piece of this caliber run once a year. How the hell does Deadspin do two in one day?

You could make a pretty ironclad argument for the entirety of the Browns roster being crisis actors.

+1 Feynman mic-drop

Pedantic me says: Lego bricks and toys.

Also consider throwing a Player-of-the-Game vote to Bashaud Breeland for embracing holding as a lifestyle choice, and when he wasn’t holding, he was giving away more than half the field with DPI. Given he had three tackles and one assist on the night, I’d like to see his WAR versus a lawn chair tactically- or randomly-…

I have no particular horse in this race and I only caught maybe the last three minutes of regulation, but that was a pretty specious roughing-the-passer penalty on Adeniyi to start that final Raven drive.

One of the (few) virtues of not having a Kamala Khan live-action incarnation yet is that her videogame counterpart doesn’t have that off-brand stunt-double casting look to her face. Excellent choice, and always glad to see more Ms. Marvel.

Someone’s out shopping for pool cues.

I don’t think we have that kinda time.  Before the heat death of the universe, I mean.

Thank you for writing this, for sharing it. Too much about it is too familiar for comfort. I hope these comments can offer even just a brief solace.

Nice to know Gladwell’s getting plenty of mileage out of the Google Alert for his own name.

The timeless genius/madness of Syd Barrett is always welcome.  Gracias, Samer.

Based on the wording of the headline, I thought that the series was based on a tech startup firm staffed by millenials that would chauffeur the vets to and from shooting scenes.

PEPPERMINT ROLLLLL

The Veruca Salt cover from From the Masses is its own little shade of brilliant, too.

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