Look, for legal reasons, I can’t explicitly say that Dean Spanos should be pulled out of his car and literally crucified. But if anyone is accused of such a horrible, not-at-all proper action, I will forgive them.

I really wish that were Father’s canonical fate. Kylo’s an emo dick, but he’s nowhere near the self-important malevolence of Father.

This installment in particular seems to be much more tightly edited than previous HRs — a lot of clips in a much shorter timespan, it seems.

Not to nitpick — most of us know it — but there’s a very important word missing from this post.

Especially given the franchise’s history, this move is particularly MRSAless.

Is it possible to save the (unnamed) settler that wassisname says he’s going to kill at the count of three? I tried, for hours, every permutation of placement and weaponry and tactics I could but just could not manage it. (I was eventually dissuaded from trying, though I did drop as many bodies as I could into the…

Eminently entertaining, and kudos for a video where the music accentuates the mood perfectly. Gracias.

Gracias! I tried so hard on my first run-through and did the best I could while staying spoiler-free, but I might have to give this a shot for my current runthrough. Bunker Hill itself was hysterical, with me doing about three laps around the city looting any and every corpse while trying not to attract attention....

Leader: Macklemore

Oh, it can be so much worse. I gave Mama her Psycho and she ODed and died. Now Marcy will not shut up about it. And Marcy apparently has “shrill” as a perk, at least two levels.

If there was an opportunity to take...er, Father to task for the Institute’s sins, I didn’t find one during my first run-through. And while their treatment/manipulation of synths is enough in and of itself, their work in destablizing the only real organizing the Commonwealth ever approached establishing (through what…

Glad to see I’m not the only one who removed FOX News from their channel listing.

Can Whitlock get some kind of “lifetime achievement award” for his magnum opus Undefeated “playbook” with the Maya Angelou, Martin Luther King Jr., and Whitlock! quotes aplenty? Or Skipper for suffocating Grandland in its sleep? This year in particular it seems difficult to distill the stupidity to just one take.

As a Chargers fan, I could just fast-forward between touchdowns. So I could make it through the season during the commercials of Walking Dead.

I propose “Nomore, the Sub-Mortem-er”

muh-REEN-ur: no
MAR-uh-nur: no
muh-RINE-ur: sure
mar-EYE-nur: yeah that too
muh-ruh-NEE-uhr: you’re not even trying anymore

Approaching anything in comics under the illusion of permanence seems a fool’s errand more now than ever before — it was always true that the great stories would revert to their most popular form, even before the stories became franchises that could be milked for endless amounts of merchandise. But in the wake of…

I’ve tried whichever ammo type is supposed to send its victim into a frenzy, but I keep getting told (after the rounds hit home) that my target is too powerful to succumb to the frenzy. Which is disappointing; the only thing better than turning your opponents into fainting goats is to have them suddenly attempt to…

Lifelong (mid-Air-Coryell era) Bolts fan, far removed from SoCal (how? I don’t know). My mantra for many a year has been BRING ME THE SKULL OF NORV TURNER (Drew, you can pick that one up and run with it ‘cause Christ knows you’ll need it). But if they move (back) to LA, they’re dead to me.

I’m really glad to see the Globes finally give some critical acclaim to The Room, but it’s been out for, like, 12 years now. Ah, well, better late than OH HAI DOGGIE.