It’s clear that Manziel is still young and needs the strong guiding hand of a mentor. I’m sure the Cleveland front office is calling Joe Namath right now....

@ebola posts: #notallmicrobes

Carla’s on my shitlist. I got sloppy and left a fusion core in one of my power armors, and the next thing I know, she’s appropriated the damn thing, clanking around, selling shit.

Concurred. I’ve never seen a blog bleed to death before.

I’m a little disappointed that F4 recycled the Creation Engine with a few tweaks (I guess the alternative was a 2018 release date), but I enjoy the hell out of watching the engine run through situations like this — rolling your own given circumstances and environment (like x city guards versus y giants in Skyrim) and…

Sadly, Pat Mead’s email found its way to Towson’s livestock research department, and his laptop was returned to him with the newest version of Meat Manager installed. (But that’s working out okay; he’s got an interview at a local deli on Monday.)

I know things are tumultuous at Gawker, but whoever came up with “Kotaku Howtu” deserves a raise, a bonus, or at the very least a hug.

Don’t tell the Colts or they’ll try to trade for the Roomba.

What is the largest number of free meals one employee has ever eaten during one typical work day?

Still think, as per Cat and Girl, that this should be the Iranian national anthem.

You and the rest of the AFC East.

It makes you want to pull out your hair and ask “what kind of shithead does that to people?” but, well, sadly, we have an answer.

HIV is the consensus from the majority of social media at the moment — which, despite his remorseless hedonism, is profoundly saddening.

but large fans were in the corners of the court

I’m not a fan of the man, but this is probably the man’s Super Bowl, so I see nothing wrong in letting him whoop it up a bit. At least he’s not punching other coaches on the sideline, so let’s call this progress.

I thought Lundgren did a pretty good job in We Come in Peace/Dark Angel. It was your typical odd-couple cop movie with a watered-down Predator 2 angle and made Brian Benben tolerable. No small feat, that. It’s always made me think Lundgren was underused or just wrongly used; in the proper role with decent direction, I…

Christ, it’s infuriating, isn’t it? It does make me give profound thanks for games that have a colorblind option (like Battlefield) or enough flexibility to tweak the UI colors so I can tell them apart (like War Thunder). I watched a few Let’s Plays of Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes and two of the Simon Says modules…

I was an idiot and watched, each for the first time, Alien and Aliens back-to-back the same night. Alien a masterpiece of that late-70s Jaws-esque less-is-more approach to the monster reveals, but I should’ve waited six or so years to see Aliens, which is still sitting Zeus-like in the pantheon of my favorite films.…

Just a note of thanks for biting down hard on this and continuing to commit wanton acts of actual journalism. Just please don’t make a habit of it. It would be confusing.

The Mouse does not fuck around with potential spoilers.