Time to work up a plausible reason for it to catch fire and sink where it is so the crew can abandon ship and go home. Let the insurance companies take their sweet time arguing about who owes who how much, but let the crew GTFO.

The time line matches then even the Game Informer magazine, (still have some in a box around here somewhere) mostly I played the games set up while my brother bought them, but that store near me is long gone. Good memories. 

Man these guys have leverage here.

Nearly every initial press account of this incident- which was based on the secondhand accounts of family members- was completely contradicted by the bodycam footage. Heres a picture of the dead girl about to plunge a six inch knife into the woman in pink

I’ve avoided posting I am Earthbound places for years because I thought a line sounded a bit bad/racist, and all these years later I realize “Nintendo is a loser so he must be Japanese” is talking about Mother 3 only being in Japanese. Must be IN Japanese. Not Nintendo being a loser due to being Japanese. Silly me.…

573 is the Konami number!

I bought Cat Quest II as a digital game because at the time physical ones didn’t exist.  Otherwise, I very much like to have my grubby paws on physical media.

They’re also cutting down on waste and carbon emissions by not producing and shipping anywhere near enough to meet demand. Really commendable.

It can’t be good news for my chances of getting a PS5 anytime soon if they’re marketing the packaging.

Yeah, if you see “Final” immediately, the whole premise prolapses.

I read Final, this article is a stretch to say the least.

On first glance I read it as Final Battle. Even after reading the article it took me a second to realize why you thought it was Anal Battle.

I would say not very hard at all since the Series X is running the exact same UI as the One, so no reason Sony couldn't do it.

Here’s the photo, friends!  Boy does that look like an uncomfortable swimsuit!  The amount of pube removal I’d have to do to wear such a thing...it’s unthinkable.

I’d be good with destroying the entire Internet (just the software, the hardware can stay) if it means we never have to hear from the Kardashians ever again.

#StreisandEffect

Has Kotaku become an official Apple Arcade PR arm?

...I’m very much kidding, but man, it’d be handy to have APPLE ARCADE appended to all headlines so I know not to bother clicking on them.

Not sure I would call that a swimsuit. Those labia covers on a string are not really attractive (in my opinion) on anyone - influencer or otherwise. 

I’d rather buy something else than give apple any of my money.

Yeah but I think the concern/disappointment is that, when it gets released elsewhere in 1-2 years, it will probably have lost all media interest beyond just a “oh hey this things on Steam now” and won’t gain much of an audience. There haven’t been big marketing pushes for other former Apple Arcade exclusives and this…