Make me.

i too like to party

Sorry to be that guy, but . . . you should really watch Breaking Bad and (especially) The Sopranos, which are incredible. (If Walter White is too much of an asshole, just watch Better Call Saul.)

Dexter’s Laboratory > Dexter

Did Karl-Anthony Towns and Joel Embiid retire early?

I think it’s Harden.

Ebert was such a good writer. When he literally lost his voice due to his jaw cancer surgeries, he took to blogging and wrote some amazing things. His website is still a trove of great reviews covering about 40 years of his work.

The thing that people should be upset with about the O.J. acquittal is that his wealth and high profile diverted justice. If O.J. were a poor black man, he would still be in jail if not dead.

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

The Lombardis/Polians/Kipers of the football world live in a blissful state free from any accountability for being even close to right about anything. They are dead-ass wrong 85% of the time, and never engage in a moment’s analysis about why they got something wrong.

With the diabetes sponsorship, Golic is just buying time until he gets his own show on Sirius\Ex-Limb

I’m not even sure why we measure time in seconds anymore. A base unit of Tom Brady Son Kisses is way more logical.

Coulda saved a few keystrokes by just typing “I’m a maniac” instead

This is his least racist tweet in months

I’ve never adblocked. Whatever this comglomeration of websites has been doing with ads these past 2 weeks has sucked so bad I finally downloaded one.

“Gimme a T!”

There is an Audible ad on this page that I wish I could eject, because it is fucking my phone up

wait so, what was he supposed to do? like after the lawsuit was settled was he just supposed to stop snowboarding forever and go live in a cabin in the woods or

I mean, he did lose a drummer.

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