Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Those two touchdowns are a giant step forward for the league. Both were catches to any sane person who has not had their mind warped by the NFLs bullshit philosophical dissection of “what IS a CATCH, MAAAAN?”

Same person?

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

As if his tears would be any flavour other than vanilla.

Giselle, 2012: “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”

I drink his tears. But only because they’re perfectly pH balanced to my body’s chakra and infused with minerals and a lemon flavor.

*Player turns up field, runs seventeen yards, gets tackled loses football out of bounds*

Michaels and Collinsworth sounded like their dog died when that final play ended up incomplete. Hell Collinsworth is probably still finding a way to turn that touchdown into an incomplete pass.

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

I am a Pats fan, and that was on Cooks. He looked completely lost after the catch. That wasn’t an illegal hit. Just two guys moving in opposite directions where one of them isn’t paying attention.

I mean what do you want? He didn’t lead with his helmet, he got hit in the chest first and the impact made him buckle and that caused their helmets to collide. You can’t just say no blindside hits because you may as well just make defenders wear bells and have to yell out their intent before making contact if that hit…

2 QBs and a cup is much better than the alternative version.

So K-9 units are trained to attack people who put their hands over their heads? That makes sense because the first thing police officers usually do is tell suspects to put their hands over their heads. Maybe our police force is more interested in arresting people than it is in protecting them from harm, especially…

he didn’t say toucher & pretend-rich.

Not true. T&R, which airs on the competing sports radio network is an absolute delight. It helps that neither guys actually roots for or is from New England / Boston, but their show is the antidote to the fuckboy douchefest that is WEEI.

counter-point; Toucher & Rich is a fantastic radio show.

When I find out people listen to WEEI, I never talk to them again. You can’t enjoy that garbage and be a good person on the inside.

Friend of mine had a long running affair with Callahan.

God, what could have possibly been the attraction there? He’s an ugly racist asshole.