Right, the Patriots offensive linemen just NEVER hold. They’re that good! Right?

We hate you because you are 53 years old and you say things like,

They’ve been in a Super Bowls for the majority of my life and I’m 38. Fuck off

I don’t seem to remember a single flag being thrown against NE the whole game. I have to wonder how rare that is.

I don’t know. Ghostbusters 2 surpassed the original in every way.

For what it’s worth, I really liked both “Club Dread” and “Beerfest”.

True Pats fans right now are torn between whether to blame ESPN or Roger Goodell for this latest unfair outrage. Whatever the eventual response, I’m sure it will contain the phrase “haters.”

NO ONE CARES!

Great sentence, but ... what?

How much water must one drink to heal a fracture?

Nostalgia ain’t what it used to be.

She also expressed her feelings to him the next day. He heard her out and apologized. I see no reason to doubt the sincerity of his apology. His statement on the matter affirms that he took her words to heart.

This was a bad date. She had a horrible date with a clueless guy who thought he was being sexy and hot. She was made to feel uncomfortable, and it wasn’t right.

The story reads to me like a groupie dissatisfied she was treated like a groupie.

She looks like she’s about to call 911 because she saw a Black man jogging

Look at that picture.

Steve Kerr and Greg Popovich are unrivaled in the most nuanced, articulate takes in the NBA coaching sphere.

Because Lena Dunham is an attention whore with no boundaries or apparent need for privacy.

He’s just fission for clicks.

The answer is both simple and obvious: Alabama. Didn’t win their conference, didn’t even win their division, didn’t have to play an extra game against a high-quality opponent. If you’re only going to have a four-team playoff, you have to treat conference championship games as the defacto first round, and conference…