To be Clear... This is the Diamond Cutter, made famous by DDP. Randy Orton stole his finishing move but it's still 1 of the best finishing moves in wrestling.

That makes more sense. Maybe he could use the 'I've lost so much I've even snotted on my own face' as a line of defense seeing as he's throwing everything else in there.

The NBA needs contraction more than any other league. Two extra teams just means two more small markets with no hope of ever contending short of a Thunder-like run of lottery picks. If game quality matters to the league, the last thing they need is to expand.

Woof. See you later, sinners. I look great in white.

YOU WILL LOVE THEM REGARDLESS. It is now kitties.

That right belongs to 3.

That's two straight butt-whippings for the Vikings,

If it's not on 4.5, I'll stick with my XL, hail Gateway

Ok, so the new 3ds has M&M buttons, a new c button thingy that looks like the mouse thingy on some keyboards that dates back 15 years ago

And a few 100 ms faster boot? o.O

THE HARM comes when ASSHOLES make it illegal to GET an abortion, dumbass.

Horrible Christian-oid horseshit - wrong fucking audience for this. THERE IS NO FUCKING GOD. You will not "meet" your BLASTOCYST AGAIN "someday." IT WILL NOT HAPPEN. Wake the FUCK UP.

So they're player's guides (ie redundant with the Internet) for games I've already beaten (most of which I'm not likely to play again), except now they're hardcover and contained in a cheesy-looking treasure chest?

So they're player's guides (ie redundant with the Internet) for games I've already beaten (most of which I'm not…

And Smash Bros. on a handheld is still Smash Bros.

We've had it for about a month now.

Yeah? Well you're a towel.

C'mon, get out! I can't see her. Move! Do you even understand why we're in this pool?

Either one. But the story about how these stories shouldn't be leaked, and the person who slept with Katy is a terrible person for talking about it, goes to Jezebel.

I'd be cool with an honest "Ah shit, we're a bunch of old out-of-touch Christians who just had no idea, we'll rescind the fine, apologize for the penalty, and make a small donation to whatever his charity is." Because I truly believe it was an honest (stupid) mistake. But since the NFL can never, ever, ever admit when…

RigmasTFT Inner Monologue

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