Wow, I was about to get on here and say “fuck this article, fuck the very notion of calling what this guy produces ‘video games’, all he does is repackage old gaming concepts and prophet from it, etc” but I didn’t because I was afraid I’d be the only one with that response and I’d get torn apart. From reading the…

This just makes me happier I decided to pass on these things. Those look like shit.

Yeah, that’s how it works (you, as the level’s creator, have to beat it to be able to upload it in the first place). So of course this level IS beatable, but...that level seems insane.

He hunts for clues that can help him tap the innate abilities that Ben Kenobi said he had. He ran into Boba Fett along the way.

Nothing can restrain him!

Thanks Cleveland Mike

I have yet to meet an Indian man who wasn’t racist or misogynistic yet. Anecdotes and avocados of course.

Punished Venom Jar-Jar Binks?

While it’s impressive work, it feels like all the magic has gone away.

But... Lays On Fonz Tayreeb!

That’ll teach you to make a joke outside of Deadspin

Or how about people do as they please.

I’m 88! Congratulate me on being alive!

You’re right. So if I see a parent give a small child a weapon I should just move along and totally not be concerned about the possibility that the kid could hurt himself or others.

Ouch, that corner... I sense a nasty scar in this or some other kid’s future.

That’s adorable and all, but if I remember correctly from when I was a kid fighting with sticks, that thing is gonna get some kids hurt. And it ain’t a branch that fell off of a tree, that’s actual metal, hollow or not its still capable of hurting somebody.

“ The outdoor queue at the Hollywood Studios attraction replicates the treetops of Endor (with a massive AT-AT Walker, but whatever, it looks cool)“

I’m not sure what is meant by this. Are you saying an AT-AT shouldn’t be on Endor? Because there is totally an AT-AT on Endor in Return of the Jedi. The night Luke turns…

Get your romance running

My 8-yr-old daughter calls her “that boob lady” when the ads pop up on her games.