No, it’s real.

Didn’t Heleanor help imprison Morgoth in The Silmarillion?

Probably. It will come and it will pass, and in the end nothing will have changed, because people really don’t care about the world.

No. I don’t want to see Marty with Parkinsons, and I don’t want to see BttF without Marty.

pew pew pew

I always knew there was something a bit ... off ... about you. You’ve probably been exposed to too much fresh air and sunlight during your life. Try to spend more time in front of the cold glow of a laptop screen in the darkness of a windowless room. Hopefully it will keep you from acting on these violent urges.

How is the mass murder of virtual cows not a cool quest? I’ll issue one right now:

Greetings, Witcher! Winter is coming, and I cannot provide clothing for all of my 1,000 illegitimate children! We will surely perish without your aid! Go forth and kill 500 cows of other farmers, and bring their hides to merchants and…

Don’t drive... accidents happen.

Without providing the comparative rates for any of these problem areas, how does the author come to the conclusion that cruises are worse than any other form of travel?

Yeah I picked this up during a steam sale . My god I’ve never been closer to suicide before and I’m one depressed dude.

You know the answer, don’t be a dewshbag!

What the fuck is a trophy daughter?

This is emulation, right?

Maybe both games used the same audio company? Or a specific audio engineer worked on both before a manager put a stop to the ‘Arright’ calling card the engineer liked to use? I doubt we’ll ever know.

This- what I came to post- what he said.

Perhaps pirated copies should offer an upgrade... to Windows Vista!

They already did that. They were called Ruby and Sapphire.

Never forget

maybe there should be maternal and paternal leave like in Scandinavia. problem solved.

Hey, can we stop this whole "I'm going to tell a story in comments to random articles" thing?