No, it’s real.

Didn’t Heleanor help imprison Morgoth in The Silmarillion?

Probably. It will come and it will pass, and in the end nothing will have changed, because people really don’t care about the world.

How is the mass murder of virtual cows not a cool quest? I’ll issue one right now:

Greetings, Witcher! Winter is coming, and I cannot provide clothing for all of my 1,000 illegitimate children! We will surely perish without your aid! Go forth and kill 500 cows of other farmers, and bring their hides to merchants and…

Yeah I picked this up during a steam sale . My god I’ve never been closer to suicide before and I’m one depressed dude.

You know the answer, don’t be a dewshbag!

What the fuck is a trophy daughter?

This is emulation, right?

Maybe both games used the same audio company? Or a specific audio engineer worked on both before a manager put a stop to the ‘Arright’ calling card the engineer liked to use? I doubt we’ll ever know.

They already did that. They were called Ruby and Sapphire.

Never forget

That’s why we need to have paternity leave as well, so everyone can take the same amount of leave and put an end to the idea that it’s only the women who’ll be missing work.

maybe there should be maternal and paternal leave like in Scandinavia. problem solved.

Being a Jags fan must be a lot like being a Browns fan only with a lot less people to talk about it with.

I worked on Harry Potter and the Sorceror’s stone. Megahit financially, but it was a bad game. that’s where I learned to build maps with the Unreal Tournament tech. I made a terrible blocky tree that would move its limbs to help you jump out of a room. And a truly mortifying hero-facing chase scene where you had to…

The thing where you have to kill a Nazi, then he instantly turns into a zombie, then you have to kill him again was interesting the first two times. By the 100th time it was really fucking annoying.

Recommend this? If you haven’t played New Order?

Origin? Ugh!

Origin? Ugh!

Buuuut, if you can afford to pay $60 for a tab, you should give more than a quarter for a tip.